[SporK]

"A spork is a perfect metaphor for human existence. It tries to function as both spoon and fork, and because of this dual nature, it fails miserably at both. You cannot have soup with a spork, it is far too shallow; you cannot eat meat with a spork, the prongs are too small."

You're a motherfuckin’ SporK – half spoon / half fork
Dude you ought to abort cause your posts come up short
You write with no thought – you can’t post AND breathe
You’ll be outlined in chalk, I suggest you just leave

Don’t be naïve, and try more than one thing
You’re an oxygen thief, wasting air is a sin
With the $$$$$ I bring, I run fools religiously
A SporK cannot ‘duel’ without failing it miserably

True to definition, you have a very small ‘prong’
Check PinDick.com, and post where you belong
I might drop a bomb, if you try to stand up-to-me
When I blast I outlast this dumb-ass piece of cutlery

It must be so fucked-to-be, here as an imposter
You can’t be yourself because nobody wants-ya
Fake name on the roster, no SporK’s at this luncheon
You’ve been served with my knife, and you will cease to function

Remember my name; Oli-dogg the battle rapper
Closet fans call me ‘wigga’, but the latter doesn’t matter
Enough of this chatter, I’m here to shut you down
I’m about to be renowned, for running SporK out of town

Bring it on.

BEW, this is the guy who's going to run me?

You're one delusional bitch.

-SPork

P.s. Hey MarkyMark, do you also do your rap battles in the AIM chatrooms?