[Banana]

My friends steal all my condoms (lucky fuckers), so I had to replenish the stash. I picked up some Trojan Magnums last night.

I wanted to find out if they fit, so while I was jerking off I unrolled one onto my shaft. Is that pathetic or sexy?




P.S. It fits, and I'm not just making that up. Thanks.

I have a story like that too! When I was 10, my grandma said "your breasts are starting to bud." And I was so confused, but the next year, there were bumps there! I tried on a bra, and my mom said it was "too small" and you know what? She was right! I was bigger than a 32A.