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1. If you were completely nude and anything counted, how many penises could you hang onto at one time? probably 10, give or take a few

2. If Bird33 needed a colon massage, how much would you pay to cut to the front of the line? i'd max out a credit card probably

3. Do you ever imagine that your wife is your gay Korean friend when you are doing her from behind? not at all

4. How does it make you feel to know that the other day I poked a finger through the toilet paper and touched my anus and immediately thought of you (seriously)? Check one: ______ Happy _X___ Very Happy

I'm in tears because of the last question...seriously