07-12-2005, 11:24 PM
Clay's New Boss Wrote:Get back to work, pencil arms. There's a turd stuck in stall 3 of the 1st floor women's rest room, and I need you to mop up the juice spill outside of the cafeteria.
If you do a good job I'll buy you a Twix bar. You can eat it during your 10 minute lunch break.
Throw in a Tang juice box and I'll work 30 minutes late tweezing the pubic hair from the urinal cakes.
I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours