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Hey cLaY - Clay's New Boss - 07-12-2005

Get back to work, pencil arms. There's a turd stuck in stall 3 of the 1st floor women's rest room, and I need you to mop up the juice spill outside of the cafeteria.

If you do a good job I'll buy you a Twix bar. You can eat it during your 10 minute lunch break.

Hey cLaY - BIRD33 - 07-12-2005

Is there a uniform clay must wear?

Hey cLaY - Blueeyedwoman - 07-12-2005

RRRAACCKKK this new poster.

Hey cLaY - Clay's New Boss - 07-12-2005

BIRD33 Wrote:Is there a uniform clay must wear?

He's required to dress in the standard 1 piece blue ensemble shown in my avatar.

Hey cLaY - SanDog - 07-12-2005

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:RRRAACCKKK this new poster.

Too early for that.

Hey cLaY - cLaY - 07-12-2005

Clay's New Boss Wrote:Get back to work, pencil arms. There's a turd stuck in stall 3 of the 1st floor women's rest room, and I need you to mop up the juice spill outside of the cafeteria.

If you do a good job I'll buy you a Twix bar. You can eat it during your 10 minute lunch break.

Throw in a Tang juice box and I'll work 30 minutes late tweezing the pubic hair from the urinal cakes.

Hey cLaY - SanDog - 07-12-2005

cLaY Wrote:Throw in a Tang juice box and I'll work 30 minutes late tweezing the pubic hair from the urinal cakes.

Do they make Tang Juice boxes?

Hey cLaY - cLaY - 07-12-2005

SanDog Wrote:Do they make Tang Juice boxes?

Heck yes they do, gosh!

Hey cLaY - SanDog - 07-12-2005

cLaY Wrote:Heck yes they do, gosh!

I had no idea. I will be hitting the juice box isle on the way home.

Hey cLaY - cLaY - 07-12-2005

SanDog Wrote:I had no idea. I will be hitting the juice box isle on the way home.

Schwing!

Hey cLaY - SanDog - 07-12-2005

Oh, pouches. I wonder if they make boxes too.

Hey cLaY - Blueeyedwoman - 07-12-2005

SanDog Wrote:Too early for that.

No. I can spot 'em a mile off. This one's $$$$$. Besides, I'm have a wonderful afternoon laughing at other's expenses. It's great to see the mighty fall once in a while. (wasn't referring to Clay)

Hey cLaY - cLaY - 07-12-2005

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:No. I can spot 'em a mile off. This one's $$$$$. Besides, I'm have a wonderful afternoon laughing at other's expenses. It's great to see the mighty fall once in a while. (wasn't referring to Clay)

shut up already...

Hey cLaY - Clay's New Boss - 07-12-2005

cLaY Wrote:Throw in a Tang juice box and I'll work 30 minutes late tweezing the pubic hair from the urinal cakes.

I don't know what kind of fancy place you came from, but we don't have any of that "Tang" shit here, Rockerfeller.

And since you mention it, I'm gonna need you to tweeze the pubic hair from the urinal cakes before your shift is up. I'd better not catch any short & curlies in your teeth either, or your ass is fired.

Hey cLaY - cLaY - 07-12-2005

Clay's New Boss Wrote:I don't know what kind of fancy place you came from, but we don't have any of that "Tang" shit here, Rockerfeller.

And since you mention it, I'm gonna need you to tweeze the pubic hair from the urinal cakes before your shift is up. I'd better not catch any short & curlies in your teeth either, or your ass is fired.

What's your policy on terminations? Does 15 minutes of oral get my job back?

Hey cLaY - Beaucephus - 07-12-2005

Clay's New Boss Wrote:Get back to work, pencil arms. There's a turd stuck in stall 3 of the 1st floor women's rest room, and I need you to mop up the juice spill outside of the cafeteria.

If you do a good job I'll buy you a Twix bar. You can eat it during your 10 minute lunch break.

I wonder if he's in G$'s building and Clay has to clean up the fat bitch ho-ho turd. That would be $$$$

Hey cLaY - Blueeyedwoman - 07-12-2005

cLaY Wrote:What's your policy on terminations? Does 15 minutes of oral get my job back?

You weren't on the job FIVE MINUTES before begging to give your new boss a bj. Why aren't I surprised?

Hey cLaY - Clay's New Boss - 07-12-2005

cLaY Wrote:What's your policy on terminations? Does 15 minutes of oral get my job back?

If that cute little guy that drives the Mini Cooper you were dropped off in wants to swallow what I give him in the supply closet, I'll give you one free incident.

Hey cLaY - cLaY - 07-12-2005

Clay's New Boss Wrote:If that cute little guy that drives the Mini Cooper you were dropped off in wants to swallow what I give him in the supply closet, I'll give you one free incident.

that's my fiance' fuck nugget...how about i take a dump on your chest and have my dog eat it off for you?

Hey cLaY - Clay's New Boss - 07-12-2005

cLaY Wrote:that's my fiance' fuck nugget...how about i take a dump on your chest and have my dog eat it off for you?

You're gonna have to clean up whatever your dog doesn't finish. There's some 409 and a Brillo pad on the 2nd shelf next to the bottle of CLR.