01-31-2005, 09:31 PM
what? Wrote:snarg and 8 offered some good tips - but I don't think my getting knocked cross-eyed had anything to do with my pointing out the contraceptive benefits of anal sex or with insufficient lubrication. So I think even if I kept mute and coated her ass in WD-40 first I'd still have been sucker punched.
Hypothetically, if the neighbor kid had walked in, what should I have done?
Move out of the way and give him a turn?
I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?

