[Anhil8tor]

Well they aren't playing Belmont.....

I'm guessing they'll tag UNLV or Illinois as well...

I'm hoping Purdue knocks them off....

[Undeadcannibal]

a new tag line for the old fag line. har har! Excuse my harsh manner for I am a sea captain, and have made quite a living in the choppy waters of the earth.

[BIRD33]

The above actually made me chuckle.

Anywho this is why I hate southerners Part VII.I'm at a show at the convention center in Philly yesterday and this swinging dick who I've never met comes up to my booth because we kind of sell the same shit.He's just there to get info on the competition which is fine but after two minutes I have nothing to say to him so I say "how are you finding the show?" which to this point everyone else I asked that question to raved about how well it was attended and how much of a good sign this is for the economy.So I ask him that and this is after I introduce myself as a local and he says the show sucks so I ask why and he say's "Because we're in Philly".So I say whats wrong with Philly.He says I'm from Jacksonville Florida and nobody from down south wants to come up north for a show in March and how he was swimming in his pool last week.I'm biting my tongue because some guys just say shit to try to get a rise out of you and I'm all business so I kind of just nod.He then says how can you have a show without people from the south attending and this should have been held in jacksonville because its such a great city for events.

Like a tiger waiting behind a bush ready to pounce on a fawn I ask him did you ever figure that since the northeast does double to triple the amount of building compared to the south nobody really cares if the south shows up and didn't Jacksonville hold a super bowl a few years back that turned into a disaster because the city has one road in and out and only has like 4 hotels?He goes off on how the superbowl was overblown and I just laugh and tell him good luck on getting that 5th hotel built.

[Anhil8tor]

I fucking hate those shows..... All those dickheads working the booths and whatnot...


How bad does the union fuck ya'll on the show setup and all that jazz?

[BIRD33]

The unions do have the set up and breakdowns tied up in a racket.I'm pro union but its a little ridiculous.Can't set up a table without them being near by.Its built into the cost of doing the show.

This was a registered nurses show which I had never been to before.The pussy walking around this place was unbelievable.5-1 girl to guy ratio.I saw at least a few dozen solid tens and then you have the 6's and 7's feeling a little neglected and vulnerable.

[BIRD33]

I drank so much goddamn beer last night I might kill myself.

[BIRD33]

The husband should cut the head off.

[BIRD33]

[video=youtube;8luJfontVWc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=8luJfontVWc[/video]

[BIRD33]

I know I was late to the party on this but holy fuck am I off this bandwagon.

[Anhil8tor]

Yep. Told ya so.

[BIRD33]

Wrongfully convicted of murder and put on death row for 10 years while prosecutors withheld the blood evidence that eventually exonerated you?That's got to be worth a few buck in compensation, right?Not in Louisiana!

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/03/30/us/30s...r=2&ref=us


“If I’d spilled hot coffee on myself, I could have sued the person who served me the coffee,” he said. “But I can’t sue the prosecutors who nearly murdered me.”

[BIRD33]

Worker skips office Mega pool, loses share of $319M

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/he_ou...8ry5Pj6WKK

Guy on my soccer team was late for our game on monday and since I run the show I had to call and see where he was at.He picks up right away and says he's been in the parking lot for the last 20 minutes talking to his cousin.She was one of the NY state workers who won the lottery.She's 28 and took the lump sum of 30 million.I would give the guy who didn't play 10K cause I'm classy and tell him never to call me ever again.

[Anhil8tor]

Well was she hot?

[BIRD33]

I've never met her.Her cousin is doable I guess.He did say that she had a boyfriend thats been stalling on proposing to her.He needs to lock that shit down today.

[BIRD33]

I could save this hospital huge dollars on their tongue depressor budget by substituting my penis.

[video=youtube;Kp8AzHIC0hM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kp8AzHIC0hM&feature=player_embedded[/video]

[BIRD33]

http://deadspin.com/#!5789842/this-swiss...nalty-kick

Leeman, explain why.

[leeman]

Wrong Eu member ... Axe Nboy ..

[BIRD33]

Wrong Eu member ... Axe Nboy ..

Thats right.anyway this video is about your home country and is probably the craziest thing I've watched in a while.Do yourself a favor and watch the whole thing.Its awesome.


http://motherboard.tv/2011/4/5/the-sakaw...scam-gangs

[BIRD33]

and this is why we are in charge of the world.

[video=youtube;Vf87lcjbcGM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Vf87lcjbcGM[/video]

[BIRD33]

apparently you can get a years probation for making your kid the most badass student in pre school.

http://abcnews.go.com/US/rome-georgia-ma...d=13300828