[Anhil8tor]

sorry I've never had to bang a chick in a job-johnny..

I think your story could have been a little better refined..

s'all i'm sayin

[Michman]

yes

[Bill]

I think your story could have been a little better refined..

s'all i'm sayin

True stories suck then?

[Sassy]

I think your story could have been a little better refined..

s'all i'm sayin

True stories suck then?

Are you a man or a woman?

[BIRD33]

2 months ago we had a whore dealing poker topless while her friend was passed out on a matress in the back of my warehouse.Worst thing that almost ever happened to me was when I let my asshole friend drive a forklift around stinking drunk with two girls hanging off the sides.He crashes into some racks and brings down about 4000 lbs of cast iron products all over the place.One piece missed this girls head by 6 inches and grazed her shoulder.

[Sassy]

2 months ago we had a whore dealing poker topless while her friend was passed out on a matress in the back of my warehouse.Worst thing that almost ever happened to me was when I let my asshole friend drive a forklift around srinking drunk with two girls hanging off the sides.He crashes into some racks and brings down about 4000 lbs of cast iron products all over the place.One piece missed this girls head by 6 inches and grazed her shoulder.

As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two."When was this exactly?I get it.
.One what?

[Blueeyedwoman]

Many times in the clubhouse, but never on the court.

[Blondie]

I've never fucked a client but I did make out with one once. We went to a Ducks hockey game, we get to The Pond and all his buddies go inside. He stays in the back.

Me: Aren't you gonna go watch the game?
Him: I don't feel like it, okay if I just kick back and talk to you?
Me: (client is ALMOST always right) sure, no problem.
He starts laying this rap on me about human sexuality.><

I didn't buy it at first and I make it a strict policy never to be unprofesh. I'm still not sure how he did it, but about 1/2 hr. later we were hot n heavy into it.><

Basterd.

[Anhil8tor]

blondie is a hoe...

[BIRD33]

Very easy at least.Human sexuality?He should have just said I'd like to talk about you sucking my penis and then me catching the second period of the ducks game.

[Blondie]

Very easy at least.Human sexuality?He should have just said I'd like to talk about you sucking my penis and then me catching the second period of the ducks game.

He never went to the game.

He didn't get his penis sucked.

He smooth talked me out of some makin' out.


The game would have been better.

[Vitamin E]

I'm way too high-road to talk about the farer sex as objects.

[Blondie]

I'm never telling you people anything again.

Mods, delete my nic.

[BIRD33]

I'm never telling you people anything again.

Mods, delete my nic.

You don't like the kinder gentler me?

[Sassy]

I'm never telling you people anything again.

Mods, delete my nic.

You don't like the kinder genteler me?

Interesting gossip:
said I .

[Blondie]

You don't like the kinder gentler me?

I got nothin' against brown sugah.

[Vitamin E]

Just Kidding!

Back in the Marines, I plowed a couple hairy scaries in the office. Most were just a quick poke, ashiver, and a see-ya-later..But this one Latino trollup was an enjoyable ride. We first hooked up on a Boone's Farm induced dare. She was a maintenance account for about a year or so. Somewhere in that timeframe we did it locker room down the hall. While she was looking for her undergarments I wiped it off on the leg of her trousers. About a month later she wore that uniform and the stain was still there. Needless to say, I shared this story with the entire office that day.

[Bill]

Just Kidding!

Back in the Marines, I plowed a couple hairy scaries in the office. Most were just a quick poke, ashiver, and a see-ya-later..But this one Latino trollup was an enjoyable ride. We first hooked up on a Boone's Farm induced dare. She was a maintenance account for about a year or so. Somewhere in that timeframe we did it locker room down the hall. While she was looking for her undergarments I wiped it off on the leg of her trousers. About a month later she wore that uniform and the stain was still there. Needless to say, I shared this story with the entire office that day.

it's amazing how nobody questioned the existance of pecker tracks on her uni.

[Vitamin E]

it's amazing how nobody questioned the existance of pecker tracks on her uni.

I can confirm a night when she serviced three dudes.

(Vit E was not first, I'd rather not talk about it)

[Bill]

I can confirm a night when she serviced three dudes.

(Vit E was not first, I'd rather not talk about it)

I believe that is what is called the chain of command.....