So, my friend is in the ER. She was having major pain on her side so went in, only to find out that she has appendicitis and may have to have surgery today. She's there all by herself and scared. She called me crying and wanted me to come and sit with her. I told her to call her low life of a fuck buddy and see if he'd be there to comfort her now.
Yall know me to well. I told her I'd be there in about an hour. :roll:
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Blondie Wrote:Sucker!
If she does, I want photos.
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Make sure the doc xrays for spare penis's floating around before he takes anything out.
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prolly just a case of the clap.
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what does a guy have to do to get pics of this chick?
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Banana Wrote:PH, I assume you would have called her husband and the fuck buddy and then you would have just showed up to watch the fireworks. :yay:
I pm'd her the same thing. Funny.
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damn, I read the title to this and was hoping she got a wyked VD.
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Maybe she just had a ruptured cyst from all the banging around she's doing?
I dunno, I'm new here.
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Post her phone number so I can inform her that her friend keeps calling her a whore and gossiping about her on the internet.
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think they'll find a junior mint when they open her up?
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^^^^^^
good one, it was not wasted
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did i miss summin?
:mad:Kiss my bender!:mad:
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yeah the double attendance was a tremendeous idea. anyhow since then I suppose that they removed the thingie.
ps : you should take the trend and ask her a stack of anti-pain pills as a "way to buy your silence about her depraved sex life".
