05-21-2004, 04:55 PM
Top Ten Things
You Don't Want To Hear In Surgery
1. "Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough."
2. "Nurse, did this patient sign the organs donation card?"
3. "Oh No! Page 84 of the manual is missing!"
4. "Everybody stand back!
I lost a contact lens!"
5. "Hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingie."
6. "Better save that.
We'll need it for the autopsy."
7. "Accept this sacrifice,
O Great Lord of Darkness."
8. "Whoa, wait a minute.
If this is his spleen, then what's that?"
9. "Ya know, there's big money in kidneys.
Look at that, he's got two of 'em."
10. "What do you mean,
You want a divorce?"
You Don't Want To Hear In Surgery
1. "Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough."
2. "Nurse, did this patient sign the organs donation card?"
3. "Oh No! Page 84 of the manual is missing!"
4. "Everybody stand back!
I lost a contact lens!"
5. "Hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingie."
6. "Better save that.
We'll need it for the autopsy."
7. "Accept this sacrifice,
O Great Lord of Darkness."
8. "Whoa, wait a minute.
If this is his spleen, then what's that?"
9. "Ya know, there's big money in kidneys.
Look at that, he's got two of 'em."
10. "What do you mean,
You want a divorce?"
I am trying to see things from your perspective....But I can't get my head that far up my ass!
Remember - The TOES you step on today maybe attached to the ASS you have to kiss tomorrow.
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