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Hooters.....5 Things You Didn't Know
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With locations on five of the world’s six habitable continents (Africa is the lone holdout), Hooters has come a long way since its inception in October of 1983, in Clearwater, Florida. The chain celebrates its 25th anniversary.

1- Hooters Girls have to sign a sexual innuendo consent form

The first thing you didn’t know about Hooters is that the company’s non-harassment policy evidently doesn’t apply to you, the customer, since as a condition of employment the girls are required to sign a form that, among other things, they “expressly acknowledge… the Hooter concept is based on female sex appeal and the work environment is one in which joking and innuendo based on female sex appeal is commonplace.”

2- Hooters didn't serve liquor until 2006

Chicks in hot outfits, fried food, and liquor -- we might have figured this trifecta to be a safe business model from the outset, but for their own reasons, Hooters spent their first 23 years on the wagon. In 2006 the company evidently decided that a big change was in order, so they introduced that fresh new concept into the restaurants. Now, liquor sales represent 28% of its revenue.

Liquor licenses aren’t cheap, but they tend to pay for themselves rather quickly, so we can only speculate on why it took them so long: sober guys don’t make enough jokes and innuendo based on female sex appeal?

3- Hooters Girls can't wear their hair in ponytails

Another thing you didn’t know about Hooters is that someone high up at that company is a follicle fascist.
Hooters Girls are meant to represent, in the words of the company, the “All-American Cheerleader, Surfer, Girl Next Door,” but there’s something fascist afoot at Hooters, something decidedly un-American -- a real rigidity and demand for conformity when it comes to hair. The employee manual is clear: “No bizarre hair cuts or hair colors, no hats, headbands, hair clips or scrunchies,” and no ponytails -- the sine qua non of every cheerleader, second only to school spirit.

4- The Hooters name was inspired by Steve Martin

On May 17, 1980, three years before Hooters opened its doors, Steve Martin hosted Saturday Night Live and in his monologue he unknowingly provided the future restaurant with its name, saying, “I believe it's derogatory to refer to a woman's breasts as ‘boobs,’ ‘jugs,’ ‘winnebagos’ or ‘golden bozos’ -- you should only refer to them as ‘hooters.’”

Martin’s next line was, “And I believe you should put a woman on a pedestal -- high enough so you can look up her dress,” possibly providing the founders with the motivation needed to launch a restaurant in such a competitive industry.

5- One ex-Hooters Girl is now a company VP

Before anyone thinks that former Hooters Girl Kat Cole, who now serves as Vice President of Training and Development, is a token hire put in place to appease their critics, think again. It took the Katie Holmes look-alike almost a decade to make VP, and by all accounts her rise up the ranks has been on merit.

Still, Cole hasn’t forgotten her blue-collar roots, boasting that “the skills I learned in the orange shorts still serve me today.” Nor has she forgotten her blond roots, remarking about her current work that she’s “improving the world one person at a time.”

She really did say that. Seriously.
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#2

I like ponytails it provides a good grab when you are in cruise mode

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#3

I remember drinking in a hooters way before 2006.

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#4

BIRD33 Wrote:I remember drinking in a hooters way before 2006.

They severed Beer but not liquor.
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#5

went to hooters in Cancun (mexico).

the food was enough for 10 and the chicks didn't had big boobs.

I felt like I had been cheated that night.

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#6

Yeah all the hooters girls aren't the same... at least the girls here in Florida have big boobs, fairly good looking and tan.
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#7

pineschic NEVER worked at Hooters.

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#8

she could have.

apple Wrote:Aww, but mich, its only a 22 year age difference, I'm still legal :broken:

Bill Wrote:The pool is frozen like Tom Foolery's Saturday night date's snatch.

pineschic Wrote:comon' over here big boy (Vita E).. I'll warm you right up. lol
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#9

If only they were around in the 50's.

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#10

Somebody has to cook all those wings.

cLaY Wrote:Knick-Knack Paddy's Whack, suckin' TF's Bone...

BIRD33 Wrote:You know who would be hilarious in a thread with this type of situation going on?Paddy.

BIRD33 Wrote:I was battling with the mods just like everyone else.
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#11

ahahhah your right Paddy, never worked in one, but had plenty of opportunity to. As a matter of fact I never worked in any food establishment.

Many years ago I was gunna move back to Jersey and open one with my uncle, decided being in a bar all day and night woulda killed me sooner then later so I stayed in the industry I was used to. (saylavee lol)
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BIRD33 Wrote:If only they were around in the 50's.

42 isn't old and I most certainly don't look 42 if I don't say so myself. I have friends younger then me that look and act older then I. I don't have issue with my age... in fact... my niece calls me Oldie-Lox since I dyed my hair blond, go Nessa go Nessa! lol

Try finding something else that might get my goat, this one is old. pardon the pun. lol
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#13

You look 42.No offense.

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#14

thats your opinion, you must need a stronger prescription on your bifocals.
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#15

I'm still young and have good eye sight.Your best days are long past.Face it and move on.

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#16

you have a lot to learn and a lot of growing. I don't like you very much, but I do wish that you take as good of care of yourself as I have of me through the years. And I hope for your sake that when your 42, that your woman looks and feels as good as I.

wait... I take that back... I hope your stuck with the biggest, fastest, smelliest chick with a dick, no teeth trailer trash whore. suits you better.

Take it from OldieLox... Karma has a funny way of working mrbird.
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#17

The picture of your legs in your av proves my point.Theres no knee cap there.It like your thighs extends below your knees.Cankles are most likely happening as well.

I'm sure you feel great but you don't look like you are in your 30's.Nothing wrong with that but don't expect us to go along with your delusions.

I'm not worried about bad karma for telling the truth.

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BIRD33 Wrote:You look 42.No offense.


how would we know are there pix?
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quint Wrote:how would we know are there pix?

she's bombarded us with them.Check her profile.

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#20

quint Wrote:how would we know are there pix?

In user profiles...

Why do I keep this cesspool alive?
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