[WoolyGoat]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seGVhlUw6xg"]YouTube - When the wife don't listen[/ame]

[BIRD33]

I'm assuming that wasnt loaded.By the looks of her she hasnt run that fast in a decade.

[WoolyGoat]

depending on what state they're in, it wouldn't surprise me either way.

[quint]

I'm assuming that wasnt loaded.By the looks of her she hasnt run that fast in a decade.

maybe to the local dunkin donuts.

[BIRD33]

This story has everything.Just look at these quotes.


http://www.ntnews.com.au/article/2009/10...tnews.html

No oral sex, says ute crash waitress



"I was not sucking his d*** - and it's pretty obvious that wasn't the case ... you only have to look at the mark on my chest," she said.

"Clearly I had my seatbelt on, so it's impossible that I'd be leaning over sucking his d*** unless he is hung like a donkey or I've got a f****** rubber neck.



They said the 33-year-old man was distracted by the woman and veered off the road, smashing his single cab Hilux ute into a concrete drain on Pioneer Rd in Humpty Doo. (Humpty Doo motherfuckers)


"I don't understand where that story has come from," she said.

"It may have looked bad when police first arrived as my girls were hanging out all over the place. I also had a $5 note wedged between my boobs so they probably just assumed I was a sex worker or something and he'd already paid me.

"But $5 is a bit cheap for a head job."



Its a bargain!

[BIRD33]

I'm pretty sure you could sue for this in America.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGXFKuky-ak"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGXFKuky-ak[/ame]

[Anhil8tor]

thats great...

ture terror at its finest.