[BIRD33]

I save the sweet talk for the ladies whose idea of a sexual experience isnt typing "OMG" and "touch yourself" while staring at a monitor in their basement.

[Dagger]

Prefer them with a blow up port?

[BIRD33]

Oh man let me catch my breath.....That.Was.A.Amazing.Joke!Did you just come up with your own class of humorous quips involving the untouched genre of blow up dolls as they relate to a mans sexual activities??Its just that I've never heard of such an original joke as that!Can you break down your thought process step by step that led to such comedy gold as we just experienced?I'm going to print this out and study your answer.

[Anhil8tor]

Burn!

[Dagger]

Oh man let me catch my breath.....That.Was.A.Amazing.Joke!Did you just come up with your own class of humorous quips involving the untouched genre of blow up dolls as they relate to a mans sexual activities??Its just that I've never heard of such an original joke as that!Can you break down your thought process step by step that led to such comedy gold as we just experienced?I'm going to print this out and study your answer.

Just let me know if I need to dumb it down a little more for you.
Once you're done studying it, I'll be glad to review your thoughts and explain anything you might have missed.

[BIRD33]

Just let me know if I need to dumb it down a little more for you.
Once you're done studying it, I'll be glad to review your thoughts and explain anything you might have missed.

Is there some type of posting enhancing steroids that I'm not aware of?Seriously who would have thought to put together a blow up doll and a mans implied sexual failings to use in such a knee slapping manner?Whats next some kind of coorelation between an implied small penis and a lack of sexual satisfaction one can give to a....Wait a second.. I don't want to give you anymore ideas that will really leave me blushing!!

[Dagger]

Is there some type of posting enhancing steroids that I'm not aware of?_Seriously who would have thought to put together a blow up doll and a mans implied sexual failings to use in such a knee slapping manner?_Whats next some kind of coorelation between an implied small penis and a lack of sexual satisfaction one can give to a....Wait a second._ I don't want to give you anymore ideas that will really leave me blushing!!

I certainly don't want to leave you blushing. Nor will I buy you lunch or send you postcards, just not my style. I'll leave the small penis jokes to those that need to pump themselves up.

[WoolyGoat]

I like Dagger getting his feet wet.

[Sunny]

I certainly don't want to leave you blushing. Nor will I buy you lunch or send you postcards, just not my style. I'll leave the small penis jokes to those that need to pump themselves up.

:lool:

[BIRD33]

:lool:

Canned laughter seems more spontaneous than this.

[Sunny]

Canned laughter seems more spontaneous than this.

Shockingly enough there are other funny people on this site other than you Feathers.