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Banana Wrote:I imagined that ITC's worst sex of her life story would go something like this:
ITC: Oh, do you like that baby?
Leeman: Of cause.....don't stop.
ITC: I don't plan to honey, not not, not ever.
Leeman: Hey, *ahem* do you think you would ever consider....maybe...letting someone else in our bedroom?
ITC: mmmmm.....I don't want anyone but you. You are man enough for me.
Leeman: I think you have the wrong idea....I was thinking someone for me.....
ITC: WHO?
Leeman: Blueeyedwoman
**bompchickabowwow** **enter BEW in a black garter and stockings**
BEW: Oh sweetie...you thought I was joking, didn't you? Who's the sexy bitch now? Don't you have some small dicked ugly guy to fuck? Run along now.
Nana projecting?
I'd rather be despised for my character than liked for my lack of it.
I may be many things, but I am no man's consolation prize.
Sometimes a big dick is just that!
My dear, I have just kicked more ass than you have sat on
The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than you settled for..
Here's the thing: If you ever get me, you wouldn't have a clue what to do with me
To err is dysfunctional, to forgive co-dependent.
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leucetios Wrote:Please pick it up a notch. We've come to expect 3 paragraph retorts with at least one "you bring to mind a quote" in them. TIA.
did u say something?
I'd rather be despised for my character than liked for my lack of it.
I may be many things, but I am no man's consolation prize.
Sometimes a big dick is just that!
My dear, I have just kicked more ass than you have sat on
The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than you settled for..
Here's the thing: If you ever get me, you wouldn't have a clue what to do with me
To err is dysfunctional, to forgive co-dependent.
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leucetios Wrote:I think you took my request to dumb it down too far
I can hear voices and you can´t...
the voices that talk to me dont like you!
favorite cursing phrases:
son of a bitch!
muther fucka!
just shut the fuck up!
FUCK YOU!!!
I'd rather be despised for my character than liked for my lack of it.
I may be many things, but I am no man's consolation prize.
Sometimes a big dick is just that!
My dear, I have just kicked more ass than you have sat on
The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than you settled for..
Here's the thing: If you ever get me, you wouldn't have a clue what to do with me
To err is dysfunctional, to forgive co-dependent.
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Well you'll miss it more .....
Why do I keep this cesspool alive?
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leeman Wrote:Well you'll miss it more .....
That is all you got? She attacked you manhood, ridiculed your bedroom prowess, and called you ugly.
I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?
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SanDog Wrote:That is all you got? She attacked you manhood, ridiculed your bedroom prowess, and called you ugly.
I just roll over and fall asleep ...
Why do I keep this cesspool alive?
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leeman Wrote:I just roll over and fall asleep ...
She swallow?
I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?
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SanDog Wrote:She swallow?
Yes ..
Why do I keep this cesspool alive?
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Vitamin E Wrote:I can't tell it. Sorry.
Oh fuck that. I have been waiting all day for yours. Come clean now. Or dirty, just come.
I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?
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leucetios Wrote:get an e-room
Can you rent one by the second?
I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?
