you gave up on this too quickly. "it won't work" left a lot of things unsaid, in my opinion
TomFoolery Wrote:Tom,
I can't write to you because I'm angry about your sexual ideas, and I just keep going on and on about shit and being a bitch and then I have to delete everything I type. I've been doing it for an hour and a half already, and it's made me really fucking pissy. So I'm just gonna fucking forget trying to communicate with you right now, and this is all I am going to say...It's not even about you being too honest, it's about you suggesting that I do things for you that I have already stated that I am not ready to do at this point.
*Even if I was ready to have sex with you - or with anyone - I wouldn't do it until I get tested. And it just happens to be that I am NOT ready for sex yet.
*You're not going to get head EVER if you ask for it. I'm not a slut, and you made me feel like one by asking for it. Making a girl feel like a shitty slut is the best way to keep her legs crossed and her mouth closed.
Don't give me this shit now about how no sex sucks fat ass. Fucking deal with it. You either like me enough to respect my wishes or you don't. There's plenty of random females out there for you to fuck if that's your only goal.
Bite Me,
Art Chick
suggested response:
Art chick,
I'm sorry if my "sexual ideas" upset you, and your inability to craft a quality response has made you "really fucking pissy". have you thought that maybe what you need is to get laid? I won't pretend to know your innermost feelings, but from what I can infer from your comments that you've been hurt from "sleeping with guys too soon" and your desire to get tested before our sure-to-be epoch three-way pretzel fuck makes me think you're no stranger to having a pair of balls bouncing off your bottom. to tell the truth, your "hold me ideas" have been pissing me off for a while now too. but you don't see me typing, erasing, then retyping emails about it. and don't make this out to be all my fault - you were the one who brought up the threesome to start with. so if you weren't ready to get down to business, the time to realize that would have been before you dangled the possibility of you and your girlfriend passing my dick from mouth to mouth in front of me. I was merely following up. as for not EVER getting head if I ask for it - it's not like you were pulling on my zipper with your teeth while I kept silent about it. I was making sure you knew it was ok with me if you wanted to bob your head up and down on my lap, just in case the uncertainty was all that was holding you back. I'll even cum on your tits if you don't want to swallow, I'm a thoughtful guy. no kiss 'til you brush your teeth though.
as for the chance of passing some pus-oozing, cock-burning creepy-crawlies to me - make up your fucking mind! are you a born again virgin, remaining chaste until such time as you feel we're emotionally connected enough to share in the sacred act - or are you slutting around contracting chlamydia and genital warts every weekend? either way, now that you've brought it up, please forward the test results for you and the girl that will be joining us before we get all greased up.
and if not, I'll need your help getting in touch with the "random females out there for me to fuck"
sincerely,
Tom
