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idiot, i said ping pong balls
I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk. A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind. A need to return to genuine practice, right effort. Need to push on the great doubt. Need for the spirit. Hang on to the clear light.
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So the Village Chief says, "So be it. Death......................by Bongo!!!!!!!"
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Then Jill came down with $2.50.
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>good says the duck do you have any peanuts?
I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk. A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind. A need to return to genuine practice, right effort. Need to push on the great doubt. Need for the spirit. Hang on to the clear light.
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After the press conference, an angry mob of men took the doctor out and beat the livin' shit outta him.
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Why are both your hands on my shoulders?
[size=1][size=2]You're just jealous cause the voices only speak to me.
Son's of Cunniligus - personal trainer.
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those wernt potato chips that was my scab bag
Whats the difference between erotic and kinky? Erotic is when you use a feather. Kinky is when you use the whole chicken!!
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finally they broke down the door and found mac gruder slumped dead on the tolilet with this note in his hands: here i sit broken hearted, paid a nickel and only farted
I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk. A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind. A need to return to genuine practice, right effort. Need to push on the great doubt. Need for the spirit. Hang on to the clear light.
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Then one of the bikers unzips his pants and says, "This just ain't your day, is it son?"
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I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk. A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind. A need to return to genuine practice, right effort. Need to push on the great doubt. Need for the spirit. Hang on to the clear light.
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"Figurine?!" exclaimed the president of the bank. "It's a knick-knack, Patty Black. Give the frog a loan! His old man's a Rolling Stone."
I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk. A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind. A need to return to genuine practice, right effort. Need to push on the great doubt. Need for the spirit. Hang on to the clear light.
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Then Flumper says, "But that was me." I love you.
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I am Pierre the French Fighter Pilot!!!When i go down i go down in flames!!!!
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JI Kicks Ass!!!!!
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Around the corner, fudge is made
I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours