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A fact:
#1

If you count the number of different women that have sucked teh spork's dick, it will be greater than that of any 25 random posters of this forum put together.

Teh Spork hopes to one day match records with Mr. Wilt Chamberlain...if Wilt can fuck 1000 bitches...the spork can get his dick sucked by 1000 bitches.


- S p o r k

Pre-order my book. I've written a bunch of material and we're currently shopping around for a publisher.

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-SPorK
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SporK Wrote:If you count the number of different women that have sucked teh spork's dick, it will be greater than that of any 25 random posters of this forum put together.

Teh Spork hopes to one day match records with Mr. Wilt Chamberlain...if Wilt can fuck 1000 bitches...the spork can get his dick sucked by 1000 bitches.


- S p o r k
Why not add the number of men that have sucked your dick already to the final figure? You will triple Wilt Chamberlains record and put all other lame fags to shame.

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TomFoolery Wrote:I've got tears in my eyes. Your shit is straight money. Thanks for fucking with those bitches dood.
Blueeyedwoman Wrote:He's a battle rapper. Straight cash. He'll ruin you.
Raiden Wrote:This limey convict is $$$.
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Oli-dogg Wrote:Why not add the number of men that have sucked your dick already to the final figure? You will triple Wilt Chamberlains record and put all other lame fags to shame.

Teh Spork does not accept oral pleasures from men...you should know this...you keep begging for him to put his nuts in your mouth.

Cleanse the USA of fags! Ship them to Australia! So says teh Spork, so it shall be.

-SporK

Pre-order my book. I've written a bunch of material and we're currently shopping around for a publisher.

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#4

You remind me of Mr. Hotpance.
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#5

I may even buy his book.
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#6

ntype Wrote:I may even buy his book.
Rolleyes Shame on you ntype. Are you trying to single-handledy roll back the evolution of mankind to a bunch of tree dwelling monkeys?

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TomFoolery Wrote:I've got tears in my eyes. Your shit is straight money. Thanks for fucking with those bitches dood.
Blueeyedwoman Wrote:He's a battle rapper. Straight cash. He'll ruin you.
Raiden Wrote:This limey convict is $$$.
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Oli-dogg Wrote:Rolleyes Shame on you ntype. Are you trying to single-handledy roll back the evolution of mankind to a bunch of tree dwelling monkeys?

you know I've already read badly written litterature and I didn't evolved back in the trees.
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