[Gadonkadonk Money Dawg]

Girl: You guys work on trucks here right?
Me: (Looks around show room filled with misc. truck and jeep equipment.)Yeah, every once in a while.
Girl: Good. Something happened to the truck my parents bought me. It is across the street. It started making real loud noises and then just stopped.
Me: Ok. Lemme get someone to pull it over.

Later

Me: Your engine is blown. When was the last time you put oil in it?
Girl: Dont they do that when you buy it?
Me: :mellow: Yeah. But you have to do it again from time to time.
Girl: Oh really? I thought that since it was oil it didnt evaporate into the air like water and stuff. Well can you guys just fix it for me real quick and put some oil in it.
Me::mellow: :mellow:


I am glad people like this have licenses. Really.

[PurpleHaze]

I blew up the engine in my first car. :$

[Michman]

keeping with my slutty reputation apparantly....was she hot?

[Gadonkadonk Money Dawg]

keeping with my slutty reputation apparantly....was she hot?

Yeah, until she started talking.

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

keeping with my slutty reputation apparantly....was she hot?

I would definitely be banging this one. I wonder if he told her about the Naked Friday Discount plan?

[Michman]

I would definitely be banging this one. I wonder if he told her about the Naked Friday Discount plan?

maybe it was his ex-fat co-worker in disguise

[TomFoolery]

maybe it was his ex-fat co-worker in disguise

[Gadonkadonk Money Dawg]

maybe it was his ex-fat co-worker in disguise

I wanna meet the genius that fit that fat bitch in this costume.

[Sneezy]

keeping with my slutty reputation apparantly....was she hot?

Golly. Who keeps calling you a slut? And why worry? You are what you are.