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hey spork...
#1

hey man...no hostilities...I think if you compared the two of us...you'd find that we are a lot alike....

...

...

except that I've actually fucked a member of the opposite sex....

don't get all pissy...at least I gave you credit for having sex before...with who is between you and your dad and I can respect that.....
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#2

SporK gets bitches.
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#3

To elaborate on what Raiden said:

I fuck more bitches on a weekend than you do in an entire month.

-Spork

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-SPorK
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#4

Raiden Wrote:SporK gets bitches.
are you one of his bitches? I thought bitches had tits and not dicks...

listen here, sporky...deadfishing homeless whores don't count...
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#5

Kanism Wrote:are you one of his bitches? I thought bitches had tits and not dicks...


Forget D-, this is F material.

-Spork

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#6

don't go running off with your tail between your legs, spork...where's the sport in that? I've seen three legged, malnourished dogs put up more of a fight against your sister and her peanut butter trick.

is this how it's gonna be? you go around trolling around other people and when the table is turned; you cry?

daddy won't let you play cowboy to his busting bronco if he finds out how much of a pussy you are.
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#7

Kanism Wrote:don't go running off with your tail between your legs, spork...where's the sport in that? I've seen three legged, malnourished dogs put up more of a fight against your sister and her peanut butter trick.

is this how it's gonna be? you go around trolling around other people and when the table is turned; you cry?

daddy won't let you play cowboy to his busting bronco if he finds out how much of a pussy you are.

I'm not running anywhere. Your "smack" sucks donkey shit.

"I fuck your mom" is the equivalent of anything you have to say so until you come up with something A)original B)entertaining C)funny or any combination of the aformentioned, I'm not interested.

-Spork

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-SPorK
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#8

SporK Wrote:I'm not running anywhere. Your "smack" sucks donkey shit.

"I fuck your mom" is the equivalent of anything you have to say so until you come up with something A)original B)entertaining C)funny or any combination of the aformentioned, I'm not interested.

-Spork
where did I say I fucked your mom...seriously, if you truly aspire to be a writer...you need to first learn english comprehension

the western world knows as well as I do that I wouldn't be the only one fucking her...so, where's the fun in that?

and you are "not interested" and yet you keep coming back! just like a pre-teen spork kept going back to the weird uncle for "suckers" and "chocolate bars"...you keep coming back...

stop lying to me...stop lying to the board...most importantly; stop lying to yourself...you have NO game (unless you count Gayopoly...and as I said before, what goes on between you and your dad is your own business)
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#9

Kanism Wrote:where did I say I fucked your mom...seriously, if you truly aspire to be a writer...you need to first learn english comprehension

the western world knows as well as I do that I wouldn't be the only one fucking her...so, where's the fun in that?

and you are "not interested" and yet you keep coming back! just like a pre-teen spork kept going back to the weird uncle for "suckers" and "chocolate bars"...you keep coming back...

stop lying to me...stop lying to the board...most importantly; stop lying to yourself...you have NO game (unless you count Gayopoly...and as I said before, what goes on between you and your dad is your own business)

1. I don't aspire to be a writer.
2. Speaking of English comprehension...I didn't say you were fucking my mom, I said your level of smack talk was equivalent to saying "I fucked your mom" over and over again.

Suckers? Chocolate bars? Where do you come up with this shit? F

I am not lying to you, nor the board, nor myself. The fact of the matter is, your smack can be compared to be pure rotting 3 week old garbage covered in horse shit. Furthermore, I don't know who the fuck you are but I am willing to bet 4 figures that I get more pussy than you. So please, tell me all about the dad uncle mom and sister jokes, it's not like I've heard them before.

In your eyes, I am a god. Validate yourself, little bitch.

-Spork

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-SPorK
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#10

did you have to go round up your ownster buddies to come up with that reply? it sure took you long enough.

in my eyes, you are shit...

...and for someone "not interested"...you sure are worked up over such weak smack as mine....

I'll take your "F" at smack (what the fuck are you)...you've earned an "F" at life....

for the love of fuck...now you've got me talking like a subtard.
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#11

Kanism Wrote:did you have to go round up your ownster buddies to come up with that reply? it sure took you long enough.

in my eyes, you are shit...

...and for someone "not interested"...you sure are worked up over such weak smack as mine....

I'll take your "F" at smack (what the fuck are you)...you've earned an "F" at life....

for the love of fuck...now you've got me talking like a subtard.

SporK Wrote:I had sex with all female members of your family.

-Spork

-Spork

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-SPorK
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#12

Raiden Wrote:SporK gets bitches.
I'm so jealous of you, spork...you've got dudes running to your rescue...TRYING to validate your manhood...

you are such the man...go on with your internet stories...we all will believe everything you say...after all, it's on the internet...IT MUST BE TRUE!
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#13

Kanism Wrote:I'm so jealous of you, spork...you've got dudes running to your rescue...TRYING to validate your manhood...

you are such the man...go on with your internet stories...we all will believe everything you say...after all, it's on the internet...IT MUST BE TRUE!

SporK Wrote:I had sex with all female members of your family.

-Spork

-Spork

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-SPorK
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#14

what's the matter? your friends aren't around to tell you what to reply with right now? or is your "insult" book out of "fresh" material...

or is it that you are admitting that you are the Chandra Levy to my Gary Condit...the McCauley Caulkin to my Michael Jackson...the spork to my "spork's daddy"...

that's it boy, I just fucked you in the ass with no lube and you cannot admit that I did it so you continue your repititious, tired, worn out bullshit!

it might be new to the one legged, two toothed, tight skinned bitch in the back (either that or she's as desperate as you are); but, it's old news to me.....BITCH.
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#15

Kanism Wrote:what's the matter? your friends aren't around to tell you what to reply with right now? or is your "insult" book out of "fresh" material...

or is it that you are admitting that you are the Chandra Levy to my Gary Condit...the McCauley Caulkin to my Michael Jackson...the spork to my "spork's daddy"...

that's it boy, I just fucked you in the ass with no lube and you cannot admit that I did it so you continue your repititious, tired, worn out bullshit!

it might be new to the one legged, two toothed, tight skinned bitch in the back (either that or she's as desperate as you are); but, it's old news to me.....BITCH.

SporK Wrote:I had sex with all female members of your family.

-Spork


-Spork

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-SPorK
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#16

I understand if you have nothing else to say/type...you can't talk with your dad's cock in your mouth...and you only have one hand free to jerk off the aforementioned 3-legged dog that wouldn't lick your sister's peanut butter covered pussy.
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#17

This was fun shit ....

:lool:

Kanism - Spork
5 - Not even in the record ...

Why do I keep this cesspool alive?
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