[asshat]

I bought a new pair of wranglers and got the waist one inch larger since my metabolism isn't exactly what it was when I was in my 20's and I sort of feel like I might be retaining a little water lately. Anyhow, now I am thinking that they make my ass look too big. I don't want to be a tough cowboy road construction contractor that looks like he has a big ass. I am either going to take them back or I am going to soak them in warm water and tumble dry on high heat to see if I can draw them up some. Any suggestions. Serious replies only.

[Gadonkadonk Money Dawg]

Fag.

I'm serious.

[AssDragon]

lay off the spooge. I hear it is fattening.

[cLaY]

i don't wear nut huggers, wouldn't be able to help...

[asshat]

lay off the spooge. I "hear" it is fattening.

Fixed.

[minorthreat]

Wranglers? No thanks.

[asshat]

Fag.

I'm serious.

Now that's just silly.

[Gadonkadonk Money Dawg]

Now that's just silly.

What is? The fact youre a fag or the fact that everyone here knows it now?

[cLaY]

i didn't know asshat was a fag, i would have been hitting on him a lot more.