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I tried squeezing out a squeeker and ended up sharting my pants. If I don't get up now its gonna start trickling down my leg and will exit my boxer-briefs. If I get any on my pants I'm fucked, but if I waddle myself down to the boys room I can dispose of the dirty britches and dunk my butt in the toilet to clean up. Pray for me.
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AssDragon Wrote:I just put you on the IT prayer list.
Thanks dood, Gawd Speed!
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If I were next to you I smack your ass....
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Bill Wrote:If I were next to you I smack your ass....
I'd probably have coffee poo on my shoulder blades.
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Tighten your belt and find a chair with rollers and then stand on your head in your chair and use your hands to walk the chair to the toilet. This will ensure that the feces remains in your pants and does not fall out your pant leg as you waddle to the bathroom. Good luck.
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asshat Wrote:Tighten your belt and find a chair with rollers and then stand on your head in your chair and use your hands to walk the chair to the toilet. This will ensure that the feces remains in your pants and does not fall out your pant leg as you waddle to the bathroom. Good luck.
good thinkin'! you can engineer your way out of anything. shit, all be damned if i didn't do it again. i'm gonna go ahead and unload my ass matter into my pants...i mean fuck, i already shit myself anyways.
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