03-16-2005, 05:20 PM
Sitting naked on a cold toilet seat with the JCPenny's Spring catalog opened to the bra and panties section, working up a morning sweat as I butter the corn.
I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
Best Part of Waking Up?
03-16-2005, 05:21 PM
cLaY Wrote:Sitting naked on a cold toilet seat with the JCPenny's Spring catalog opened to the bra and panties section, working up a morning sweat as I butter the corn.
that's really sad dood....I gotta buy you a subscription to some better jerk material.
03-16-2005, 05:23 PM
I got laid last night... no wanking this morning for me
03-16-2005, 05:27 PM
Bill Wrote:that's really sad dood....I gotta buy you a subscription to some better jerk material.
i'm pretty easy to please, i've used a Kmart adds, tampon boxes, you get the idea...
I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
03-16-2005, 05:28 PM
Vit E aplaudes Clay's resourceful ways.
03-16-2005, 05:29 PM
VitaminE Wrote:Vit E aplaudes Clay's resourceful ways.
speaking of resoucefullness, wanna cat? free to good hook.
03-16-2005, 05:32 PM
Bill Wrote:speaking of resoucefullness, wanna cat? free to good hook.
I know of a happy hook that would weclome such a cat.
03-16-2005, 05:41 PM
Clayton, PM me your address. I'm getting rid of some old Penthouses (selected 2003 and 2004 issues) and they need a home.
03-16-2005, 05:43 PM
VitaminE Wrote:I know of a happy hook that would weclome such a cat.
can they accept the cat being air dropped from 25,000 feet?
03-16-2005, 05:46 PM
Bill Wrote:can they accept the cat being air dropped from 25,000 feet?
![[Image: bigbluex.jpg]](http://www.karenfincannon.com/bigbluex.jpg)
this one for example ? (run ! before it crashes)
03-16-2005, 05:53 PM
cLaY Wrote:Sitting naked on a cold toilet seat with the JCPenny's Spring catalog opened to the bra and panties section, working up a morning sweat as I butter the corn.
I have to ask. Why not jerk it in plain view of the old lady? like on the sofa with some porn playing on the tv. use her socks to clean up with and replace them back in her drawer....
03-16-2005, 05:54 PM
Bill Wrote:can they accept the cat being air dropped from 25,000 feet?
Dead Cat?
Total bonus!
03-16-2005, 05:55 PM
LFC Wrote:Clayton, PM me your address. I'm getting rid of some old Penthouses (selected 2003 and 2004 issues) and they need a home.
why would you call me that
seriously, I'd rather jerk it to pron on the internet.
I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
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03-16-2005, 07:43 PM
You lieing bastard! I knew that was jizz on the seat! And with my penny's catalog noless. I think I'll leave super glue on the toilet seat tomarrow.
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