Best Part of Waking Up? - Printable Version

Best Part of Waking Up? - Printable Version

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Best Part of Waking Up? - cLaY - 03-16-2005

Sitting naked on a cold toilet seat with the JCPenny's Spring catalog opened to the bra and panties section, working up a morning sweat as I butter the corn.

Best Part of Waking Up? - Bill - 03-16-2005

cLaY Wrote:Sitting naked on a cold toilet seat with the JCPenny's Spring catalog opened to the bra and panties section, working up a morning sweat as I butter the corn.

that's really sad dood....I gotta buy you a subscription to some better jerk material.

Best Part of Waking Up? - Anhil8tor - 03-16-2005

I got laid last night... no wanking this morning for me

Best Part of Waking Up? - cLaY - 03-16-2005

Bill Wrote:that's really sad dood....I gotta buy you a subscription to some better jerk material.

i'm pretty easy to please, i've used a Kmart adds, tampon boxes, you get the idea...

Best Part of Waking Up? - VitaminE - 03-16-2005

Vit E aplaudes Clay's resourceful ways.

Best Part of Waking Up? - Bill - 03-16-2005

VitaminE Wrote:Vit E aplaudes Clay's resourceful ways.

speaking of resoucefullness, wanna cat? free to good hook.

Best Part of Waking Up? - VitaminE - 03-16-2005

Bill Wrote:speaking of resoucefullness, wanna cat? free to good hook.

I know of a happy hook that would weclome such a cat.

Best Part of Waking Up? - Dr. Lecter - 03-16-2005

Clayton, PM me your address. I'm getting rid of some old Penthouses (selected 2003 and 2004 issues) and they need a home.

Best Part of Waking Up? - Bill - 03-16-2005

VitaminE Wrote:I know of a happy hook that would weclome such a cat.

can they accept the cat being air dropped from 25,000 feet?

Best Part of Waking Up? - Jesse Antarctica - 03-16-2005

Bill Wrote:can they accept the cat being air dropped from 25,000 feet?

this one for example ? (run ! before it crashes)

Best Part of Waking Up? - Bill - 03-16-2005

cLaY Wrote:Sitting naked on a cold toilet seat with the JCPenny's Spring catalog opened to the bra and panties section, working up a morning sweat as I butter the corn.

I have to ask. Why not jerk it in plain view of the old lady? like on the sofa with some porn playing on the tv. use her socks to clean up with and replace them back in her drawer....

Best Part of Waking Up? - VitaminE - 03-16-2005

Bill Wrote:can they accept the cat being air dropped from 25,000 feet?

Dead Cat?

Total bonus!

Best Part of Waking Up? - cLaY - 03-16-2005

LFC Wrote:Clayton, PM me your address. I'm getting rid of some old Penthouses (selected 2003 and 2004 issues) and they need a home.

why would you call me that Wink

seriously, I'd rather jerk it to pron on the internet.

Best Part of Waking Up? - WoolyGoat - 03-16-2005

I thought this was going to be a Folgers theard. Bah...

Best Part of Waking Up? - Clay's Fiancé - 03-16-2005

You lieing bastard! I knew that was jizz on the seat! And with my penny's catalog noless. I think I'll leave super glue on the toilet seat tomarrow.

Best Part of Waking Up? - Charon - 03-16-2005

definitly a littrle more than a Folgers commercial