01-31-2005, 08:29 PM
All you gotta do is stand there with a smile on you face and say
"You and me, clothes off, on the floor, right now."
"You and me, clothes off, on the floor, right now."
There's a cop on the way over
01-31-2005, 08:30 PM
Gee Officer, how about I tie your legs around my neck and wear you like a feed bag?
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01-31-2005, 08:30 PM
If Banana wasn't all talk I'd offer some suggestions.
BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
01-31-2005, 08:31 PM
Hey, my Grandad was a policeman and you remind me of him. Except I haven't slept with you yet.
01-31-2005, 08:31 PM
TomFoolery Wrote:If Banana wasn't all talk I'd offer some suggestions.uh huh. Can I have my boob pic back?
01-31-2005, 08:32 PM
The word of the day in this house is "legs". Why don't you come inside and spread the word.
01-31-2005, 08:38 PM
Asshat Wrote:The word of the day in this house is "legs". Why don't you come inside and spread the word.
Word...Word...Word...Word
01-31-2005, 08:40 PM
Whaddya want to charge me with? I can do indecent exposure, lewd behavior, sexual assault...or we could just go across the street and watch Jimmy throught the living room window.
01-31-2005, 09:54 PM
Those were funny asshat.
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