01-31-2005, 08:10 PM
I'm gonna try to pick him up. Any pick-up line sugesstions?
There's a cop on the way over
01-31-2005, 08:12 PM
Cameltoe280 Wrote:"hi"?Never works.
01-31-2005, 08:12 PM
"wanna fuck?"
01-31-2005, 08:12 PM
Bill Wrote:"wanna fuck?"That's more like it.
01-31-2005, 08:13 PM
"Officer, I hope you brought your rape kit, I have been a bad, bad girl."
I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?
01-31-2005, 08:13 PM
SanDog Wrote:"Officer, I hope you brought your rape kit, I have been a bad, bad girl."RACK!!
01-31-2005, 08:15 PM
SanDog Wrote:"Officer, I hope you brought your rape kit, I'm about to be a bad, bad girl."
FTFY
01-31-2005, 08:17 PM
I have never wanted to be a cop or canadian so badly.
01-31-2005, 08:17 PM
why's a cop coming over anyway? you finally loose it due to lack of penis?
01-31-2005, 08:20 PM
freeze motherfucker, If you move I'll cut your bollocks and hang'em on the tree.
01-31-2005, 08:22 PM
Officer, are those pants from outer space? Cause your butt is out of this world.
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01-31-2005, 08:24 PM
You must be here to collect for my parking ticket, cause you got "Fine, Fine, Fine" written all over you.
01-31-2005, 08:26 PM
Ok. He just came over. He totally wants me. He just said "you should really try to clear the ice of your sidewalk." I think we all know what THAT means.
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01-31-2005, 08:27 PM
Officer, did you know that most men have 206 bones in their bodies? How would you like 207?
01-31-2005, 08:27 PM
"I hope your billy club isn't the only hard, 12 inch thing you brought with you..."
01-31-2005, 08:27 PM
Banana Wrote:Ok. He just came over. He totally wants me. He just said "you should really try to clear the ice of your sidewalk." I think we all know what THAT means.
:wub:
you frigid bitch....
Jimmy needs to work that thing a little more often...Asshat sounds like he's tried to pick up a few officers before...
01-31-2005, 08:28 PM
LFC Wrote:"I hope your billy club isn't the only hard, 12 inch thing you brought with you...":loool:
01-31-2005, 08:28 PM
like "could you just shut your f*** tv off for a few minutes and try to do some community work or you may are waiting that that grammy breaks his legs on your sidewalk ?"
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