There's a cop on the way over - Printable Version

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There's a cop on the way over - Banana - 01-31-2005

I'm gonna try to pick him up. Any pick-up line sugesstions?

There's a cop on the way over - CT280 - 01-31-2005

"hi"?

There's a cop on the way over - Banana - 01-31-2005

Cameltoe280 Wrote:"hi"?

Never works. Sad

There's a cop on the way over - Bill - 01-31-2005

"wanna fuck?"

There's a cop on the way over - Banana - 01-31-2005

Bill Wrote:"wanna fuck?"

That's more like it.

There's a cop on the way over - SanDog - 01-31-2005

"Officer, I hope you brought your rape kit, I have been a bad, bad girl."

There's a cop on the way over - Banana - 01-31-2005

SanDog Wrote:"Officer, I hope you brought your rape kit, I have been a bad, bad girl."

RACK!!

There's a cop on the way over - Bill - 01-31-2005

SanDog Wrote:"Officer, I hope you brought your rape kit, I'm about to be a bad, bad girl."

FTFY

There's a cop on the way over - Anhil8tor - 01-31-2005

I have never wanted to be a cop or canadian so badly.

There's a cop on the way over - Bill - 01-31-2005

why's a cop coming over anyway? you finally loose it due to lack of penis?

There's a cop on the way over - Jesse Antarctica - 01-31-2005

freeze motherfucker, If you move I'll cut your bollocks and hang'em on the tree.

There's a cop on the way over - asshat - 01-31-2005

Officer, are those pants from outer space? Cause your butt is out of this world.

There's a cop on the way over - asshat - 01-31-2005

You must be here to collect for my parking ticket, cause you got "Fine, Fine, Fine" written all over you.

There's a cop on the way over - asshat - 01-31-2005

You must be a sargeant, because my privates are at full attention.

There's a cop on the way over - Banana - 01-31-2005

Ok. He just came over. He totally wants me. He just said "you should really try to clear the ice of your sidewalk." I think we all know what THAT means.

:wub:

There's a cop on the way over - asshat - 01-31-2005

Officer, did you know that most men have 206 bones in their bodies? How would you like 207?

There's a cop on the way over - Dr. Lecter - 01-31-2005

"I hope your billy club isn't the only hard, 12 inch thing you brought with you..."

There's a cop on the way over - Bill - 01-31-2005

Banana Wrote:Ok. He just came over. He totally wants me. He just said "you should really try to clear the ice of your sidewalk." I think we all know what THAT means.

:wub:

you frigid bitch.... Wink

Jimmy needs to work that thing a little more often...

Asshat sounds like he's tried to pick up a few officers before...

There's a cop on the way over - Banana - 01-31-2005

LFC Wrote:"I hope your billy club isn't the only hard, 12 inch thing you brought with you..."

:loool:

There's a cop on the way over - Jesse Antarctica - 01-31-2005

like "could you just shut your f*** tv off for a few minutes and try to do some community work or you may are waiting that that grammy breaks his legs on your sidewalk ?"