01-05-2005, 09:25 PM
Since you are all now on ritalin and are sitting attentively, I will inform you of my demands.
My demands. by Arby
1. You shall construct a fifty foot statue in the likeness of Pamela Anderson and it shall be constructed of the finest green jade. It will replace your Lady Candy ('sup cLaY) porno and random cock pics.
2. Everyday at 2:00pm, you will face in some direction, place your hands in your cracks and sniff them. (in your own cracks, Bill.)
3. The current mods and admins will be promptly fired, and a free election will be held for new mods that will then work to crudely glue this site together with their seminal fluids.
4. You will each make a quite humbling and gracious remark in honor of Arby in each of your sig lines. Please check for speeling and commas and stuff. This shall be done within 7 days or you will be banned. Without exception.
5. All Nicknames must be changed to a 1960 TV sitcom character with appropriate black and white avatars only. Currently, I am taking ownership of The Beaver, so no one else can use that one.
6. If I say "jump", you dont say "how high?" you just fucking start jumping. I will tell you when to stop.
7. Female members, as always, are welcomed and encouraged. All female members shall once monthly submit via PM a naked picture of themselves to Arby (or the Beaver if thats what I decide upon). These shall be tasteful with no spread leg vegetable probing shots (sup Purple Haze).
8. From now on, clothing must be worn when posting to this board. Undergarments only count if they are tasteful and conservative.
That is all for now.
My demands. by Arby
1. You shall construct a fifty foot statue in the likeness of Pamela Anderson and it shall be constructed of the finest green jade. It will replace your Lady Candy ('sup cLaY) porno and random cock pics.
2. Everyday at 2:00pm, you will face in some direction, place your hands in your cracks and sniff them. (in your own cracks, Bill.)
3. The current mods and admins will be promptly fired, and a free election will be held for new mods that will then work to crudely glue this site together with their seminal fluids.
4. You will each make a quite humbling and gracious remark in honor of Arby in each of your sig lines. Please check for speeling and commas and stuff. This shall be done within 7 days or you will be banned. Without exception.
5. All Nicknames must be changed to a 1960 TV sitcom character with appropriate black and white avatars only. Currently, I am taking ownership of The Beaver, so no one else can use that one.
6. If I say "jump", you dont say "how high?" you just fucking start jumping. I will tell you when to stop.
7. Female members, as always, are welcomed and encouraged. All female members shall once monthly submit via PM a naked picture of themselves to Arby (or the Beaver if thats what I decide upon). These shall be tasteful with no spread leg vegetable probing shots (sup Purple Haze).
8. From now on, clothing must be worn when posting to this board. Undergarments only count if they are tasteful and conservative.
That is all for now.
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