Now that I have successfully taken over this Board

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Now that I have successfully taken over this Board - asshat - 01-05-2005

Since you are all now on ritalin and are sitting attentively, I will inform you of my demands.

My demands. by Arby

1. You shall construct a fifty foot statue in the likeness of Pamela Anderson and it shall be constructed of the finest green jade. It will replace your Lady Candy ('sup cLaY) porno and random cock pics.

2. Everyday at 2:00pm, you will face in some direction, place your hands in your cracks and sniff them. (in your own cracks, Bill.)

3. The current mods and admins will be promptly fired, and a free election will be held for new mods that will then work to crudely glue this site together with their seminal fluids.

4. You will each make a quite humbling and gracious remark in honor of Arby in each of your sig lines. Please check for speeling and commas and stuff. This shall be done within 7 days or you will be banned. Without exception.

5. All Nicknames must be changed to a 1960 TV sitcom character with appropriate black and white avatars only. Currently, I am taking ownership of The Beaver, so no one else can use that one.

6. If I say "jump", you dont say "how high?" you just fucking start jumping. I will tell you when to stop.

7. Female members, as always, are welcomed and encouraged. All female members shall once monthly submit via PM a naked picture of themselves to Arby (or the Beaver if thats what I decide upon). These shall be tasteful with no spread leg vegetable probing shots (sup Purple Haze).

8. From now on, clothing must be worn when posting to this board. Undergarments only count if they are tasteful and conservative.

That is all for now.

Now that I have successfully taken over this Board - leeman - 01-05-2005

i'm confused .....

Now that I have successfully taken over this Board - VitaminE - 01-05-2005

Delete him Honcho!

Now that I have successfully taken over this Board - CT280 - 01-05-2005

whatever you say, freddy fuckstone.

Now that I have successfully taken over this Board - asshat - 01-05-2005

Cameltoe280 Wrote:whatever you say, freddy fuckstone.

Is there a writer's strike on smack that I haven't heard about? Look turdburglar, if I have to punt your melon through a goal post for the 1 millionth time I am going to be pissed for having to expend the energy. But I will do it.

Now that I have successfully taken over this Board - VitaminE - 01-05-2005

Does smack have the green light?

Now that I have successfully taken over this Board - asshat - 01-05-2005

VitaminE Wrote:Does smack have the green light?

And you don't even have to look both ways.

Now that I have successfully taken over this Board - VitaminE - 01-05-2005

Sweet.

Who's first, shitstabbers?

Now that I have successfully taken over this Board - asshat - 01-05-2005

VitaminE Wrote:Sweet.

Who's first, shitstabbers?

If you can stop swinging from my nuts long enough, I'll take a turn.

Now that I have successfully taken over this Board - CT280 - 01-05-2005

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Now that I have successfully taken over this Board - asshat - 01-05-2005

Cameltoe280 Wrote:

Picture smack always works.

But, I gotta hand it to ya, that is one humdinger of a second rate smoker you managed to spit across the plate, funboy. For a street twinky, you can really blow a load. :joff:

Now that I have successfully taken over this Board - Banana - 01-05-2005

I Was Fucking Eating A Sandwich When I Stumbled In Here. Fukkers!

EDIT - WHY CANT I SHOUT IN ALL CAPS? :rant:

Now that I have successfully taken over this Board - CT280 - 01-05-2005

Banana Wrote:I Was Fucking Eating A Sandwich When I Stumbled In Here. Fukkers!

EDIT - WHY CANT I SHOUT IN ALL CAPS? :rant:

:loool:

sorry nanner... [Image: icon11.gif]

Now that I have successfully taken over this Board - fem - 01-05-2005

Funny banana, I was eating a Subway Sandwhich.

Arby = faggot.

Now that I have successfully taken over this Board - Banana - 01-05-2005

Cameltoe280 Wrote::loool:

sorry nanner...

:wub: It's ok. Now, I don't need to go purge as usual. Wink

Now that I have successfully taken over this Board - asshat - 01-05-2005

Cameltoe280 Wrote::loool:

sorry nanner...

Well, lookey here. If it ain't the pipe organist from the men's bathhouse. Are you trying to get another peek up my kilt and compliment my bulging bagpipes, you astronomical level of retardation sufferring shitbrick.

Now that I have successfully taken over this Board - asshat - 01-06-2005

bump for my statue.