[TomFoolery]

Then I'm going to put it in my roommate's clean sock pile. He will wear it.

[what?]

you should stick his toothbrush up your ass too

[TomFoolery]

No way, that's disgusting.

[what?]

piss in his mouthwash?

[Anhil8tor]

I am glad you aren't my roommate

[what?]

who?

[Anhil8tor]

neither one of you DNA spreading motherfukkers

[what?]

I actually pissed in mouthwash in college and my roommate drank it. It was my mouthwash. He was constantly swigging my Scope out of the bottle and backwashing. I kept telling him to use a cup, but he wouldn't. He pissed me off about something else one weekend, so I pissed in the bottle (I had long ago quit using it after his nasty ass). He took a look at it and asked me if something was wrong with the Scope. I felt bad (re: sobered up), so I told him "yeah, I pissed in it". He said "bullshit" and turned the bottle up. It was priceless when he figured it out.

[Anhil8tor]

that goes under the too much information category.

thanks for sharing

[what?]

lick my chode

did you take Carolina and the points?

[Anhil8tor]

nope but I advised arby to.