I'm Going To Jerk Off In A Sock - Printable Version

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I'm Going To Jerk Off In A Sock - TomFoolery - 12-19-2004

Then I'm going to put it in my roommate's clean sock pile. He will wear it.

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I'm Going To Jerk Off In A Sock - what? - 12-19-2004

you should stick his toothbrush up your ass too

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I'm Going To Jerk Off In A Sock - TomFoolery - 12-19-2004

No way, that's disgusting.

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I'm Going To Jerk Off In A Sock - what? - 12-19-2004

piss in his mouthwash?

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I'm Going To Jerk Off In A Sock - Anhil8tor - 12-19-2004

I am glad you aren't my roommate

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I'm Going To Jerk Off In A Sock - what? - 12-19-2004

who?

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I'm Going To Jerk Off In A Sock - Anhil8tor - 12-19-2004

neither one of you DNA spreading motherfukkers

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I'm Going To Jerk Off In A Sock - what? - 12-19-2004

I actually pissed in mouthwash in college and my roommate drank it. It was my mouthwash. He was constantly swigging my Scope out of the bottle and backwashing. I kept telling him to use a cup, but he wouldn't. He pissed me off about something else one weekend, so I pissed in the bottle (I had long ago quit using it after his nasty ass). He took a look at it and asked me if something was wrong with the Scope. I felt bad (re: sobered up), so I told him "yeah, I pissed in it". He said "bullshit" and turned the bottle up. It was priceless when he figured it out.

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I'm Going To Jerk Off In A Sock - Anhil8tor - 12-19-2004

that goes under the too much information category.

thanks for sharing

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I'm Going To Jerk Off In A Sock - what? - 12-19-2004

lick my chode

did you take Carolina and the points?

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I'm Going To Jerk Off In A Sock - Anhil8tor - 12-19-2004

nope but I advised arby to.

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