[Mandy]

You don't look fat to me.

Thank you. I am very athletic so I haven't gained weight in years.

uuh it's more a height / weight ratio I think no ?

Yes, that's why I said I'm 5'8" so the weight is evened out.

[WoolyGoat]

Have I missed a pic?

[Jdub]

Spork will eat your afterbirth.

[trouble]

Well logic says he is. But his name isn't Sprok there. I haven't posted any body pics here, but I did there. So apparently he saw them there since he knows I'm fat. See my logic?

Actually he calls all women fat/ugly skanks etc.. you just fell into that one.
If your over 5'7 and 160 and 6 or more months pregnant - that's not too bad, if you are under 5-5 that's a little heavy.
My cousin gained 50 lbs when she was preg. (She was 5-4 and 102 lbs) she lost almost all of it after a week. You wouldn't even have known she just popped out a kiddo.

[Bill]

It's 5:03am. I just got home. As I write this, I feel nautious from drinking 2 TERRIBLE long island's. Here are my nightly highlights:

Big breasted Girl sees Spork; rushes over.
SPORK SPORK!! WE WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL TOGETHER!!!!!!
Who are you?
So and so. Name forgotten.
Hi hihihi asjhfgsdjaf. Asks for Spork's number. Spork refuses. Girl asks spork to stop staring at aformentioned big breasts. Spork uses camera phone to take picture of aformentioned chest. Girl visibly faking being angry.
Small chat made.
Etc.

An hour later:

Spork is walking. Someone grabs Spork. It is previously mentioned girl. Girl pulls Spork over...begins dry hump type dancing. Dood who was previously dancing with her is pushed away mid song, obv not thrilled about it either. Spork shrugs in his direction. Spork not really interested, proceeds to stare at blonde 10 feet away.

15 minutes later:

Girl grabs spork, walks over to blonde, introduces herself, introduces SPork. Puts blondes hand into Spork's hand. Leaves. Spork obtains blondes phone number. Spork obtains blonde's friends phone number. Spork realizes having sex with either of them tonight is hopeless. Spork says he will be in touch, leaves.

20 minutes later:

Spork walks outside to speak to friends. Aformentioned big breasted girl finds Spork. Girl touches spork, pulls him to side, around corner. Attempts makeout session with spork, it does not last long. Spork unzips, takes penis out. Girl strokes penis then kneels down, begins oral-sex. Spork waves at people walking. Big breats decides this is too public for her, proceeds to open purse and pull out boyfriends car keys. Grabs sporks hand, proceeds to drag spork, who is walking with penis out, for 1.5 blocks. Opens white nissan maxima using alarm button, sits spork on backseat, attempts to jump on top of spork and makeout. Rejected. Spork informs skank blow job continuation is necessary.

30 minutes later:

Spork empties load of cum ingo skanks mouth. I "cheeked" her. She swallowed. We go back to club. As we walk back boyfriend calls. Retarded girl gets lost, doesn't know what to say. Spork hints that she was at the store buying cigarettes. Approved.

End of night: Whore kisses everyone on cheek while saying goodbyes. SPork laughs hysterically. No one knows why. Invites spork for picnic tomorrow. Spork still doesn't know her name. Spork will probably go to the hamptons instead of her picnic.

Ahh. It's good to be Teh SporK.

-SPorK

P.s. Bitch, when you can find someone who murders the game of ho's like this, check back in. Until then, feel free to take a vacation from breathing.

I have had eveings like this. Bar skanks are $$$ when you need a fix, but I wouldn't go so far as to tell my buds about it much less brag about it on the interweb.

[SporK]

I have had eveings like this. Bar skanks are $$$ when you need a fix, but I wouldn't go so far as to tell my buds about it much less brag about it on the interweb.

Every evening I have is like this.

-SporK

[Mandy]

Spork will eat your afterbirth.

Ew.

[Mandy]

Actually he calls all women fat/ugly skanks etc.. you just fell into that one.
If your over 5'7 and 160 and 6 or more months pregnant - that's not too bad, if you are under 5-5 that's a little heavy.
My cousin gained 50 lbs when she was preg. (She was 5-4 and 102 lbs) she lost almost all of it after a week. You wouldn't even have known she just popped out a kiddo.

I did that with my first daughter. I lost everything in like 2 weeks. Everyone says its harder to lose it with the 2nd child so that's why I'm watching what I eat during the pregnancy so I don't have to crash diet after the birth.

[Tribal Dragon]

Too much prego talk here lately.

[ntype]

Too much prego talk here lately.

the IT'ers aren't an endangered species