[VitaminE]

Haven't you been pregnant for over a year now?

[TomFoolery]

She keeps pushing the head back in. Whenever her vagina starts crying she shoves a bottle up there. Nap time involves her rolling around on the floor until the baby is rocked to sleep.

[Gadonkadonk Money Dawg]

She keeps pushing the head back in. Whenever her vagina starts crying she shoves a bottle up there. Nap time involves her rolling around on the floor until the baby is rocked to sleep.

$$$$

[Bill]

That right there's some funny shit, I don't care who ya are.

[Fairiedust]

:loool: i'm sure it seems like forever....

[VitaminE]

I'm not sure what the fuck empregnated your scank ass. This may help us narrow the field.

Animal
Average
Variation


Ape, Barbary
210


Ass
365


Baboon, sacred
183


Bat, common European
50


Bear, American black
215


Buffalo (bison)
275


Camel
406
370-440


Cat
63
55-69


Cattle
284
260-300


Chimpanzee
237
216-261


Chipmunk
31


Coyote
63
60-65


Deer, Virginia
215


Dog
61
58-63


Dolphin
276


Elephant, Asiatic
645
520-730


Ferret
42


Fisher
348
338-358


Fox
52
49-55


Giraffe
410
395-425


Goat
151
145-157


Ground squirrel
28


Guinea pig
68


Hamster
16.5


Hedgehog, European
38
35-40


Horse
337
320-355


Human
267
250-285


Hyena
110


Kangaroo, giant
39
38-40


Lion
108
105-113


Marten, pine
243
220-265


Mink
50
39-76


Monkey, capuchin
185


Monkey, grivet
215


Monkey, rhesus
164
146-180


Mouse
19
18-20


Opossum, Virginian
12.5


Otter, Canada
62


Orangutan
260
245-275


Pig, domestic
113
110-120


Rabbit
31
30-32


Raccoon
63


Rat
22
21.5-22


Rat, cotton
27


Reindeer
230
215-245


Seal, northern fur
350


Sheep
148
143-159


Skunk
62


Squirrel, gray
44


Tiger
107
105-109


Whale
365


Woodchuck
28

[SanDog]

Hamsters and mice are like little fucking Howitzers!