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Pepsi - VitaminE - 05-25-2005
Haven't you been pregnant for over a year now?
Pepsi - TomFoolery - 05-25-2005
She keeps pushing the head back in. Whenever her vagina starts crying she shoves a bottle up there. Nap time involves her rolling around on the floor until the baby is rocked to sleep.
Pepsi - Gadonkadonk Money Dawg - 05-25-2005
TomFoolery Wrote:She keeps pushing the head back in. Whenever her vagina starts crying she shoves a bottle up there. Nap time involves her rolling around on the floor until the baby is rocked to sleep.
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Pepsi - Bill - 05-25-2005
That right there's some funny shit, I don't care who ya are.
Pepsi - Fairiedust - 05-25-2005
:loool: i'm sure it seems like forever....
Pepsi - VitaminE - 05-25-2005
I'm not sure what the fuck empregnated your scank ass. This may help us narrow the field.
Animal
Average
Variation
Ape, Barbary
210
Ass
365
Baboon, sacred
183
Bat, common European
50
Bear, American black
215
Buffalo (bison)
275
Camel
406
370-440
Cat
63
55-69
Cattle
284
260-300
Chimpanzee
237
216-261
Chipmunk
31
Coyote
63
60-65
Deer, Virginia
215
Dog
61
58-63
Dolphin
276
Elephant, Asiatic
645
520-730
Ferret
42
Fisher
348
338-358
Fox
52
49-55
Giraffe
410
395-425
Goat
151
145-157
Ground squirrel
28
Guinea pig
68
Hamster
16.5
Hedgehog, European
38
35-40
Horse
337
320-355
Human
267
250-285
Hyena
110
Kangaroo, giant
39
38-40
Lion
108
105-113
Marten, pine
243
220-265
Mink
50
39-76
Monkey, capuchin
185
Monkey, grivet
215
Monkey, rhesus
164
146-180
Mouse
19
18-20
Opossum, Virginian
12.5
Otter, Canada
62
Orangutan
260
245-275
Pig, domestic
113
110-120
Rabbit
31
30-32
Raccoon
63
Rat
22
21.5-22
Rat, cotton
27
Reindeer
230
215-245
Seal, northern fur
350
Sheep
148
143-159
Skunk
62
Squirrel, gray
44
Tiger
107
105-109
Whale
365
Woodchuck
28
Pepsi - SanDog - 05-25-2005
Hamsters and mice are like little fucking Howitzers!