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I'm retiring the internet on 12/31/07
#21

what? Wrote:funny - the wife saw that regular rubbers were tight on me so she bought magnums. we were all fucked up the other night when we first broke 'em out. I went to the bathroom to put it on, and it looked like I was trying to strap a garbage bag to a door knob. not wanting to kill the mood, I filled around it with toothpaste and cinched it up with a bread-bag twisty-tie. well by this time she's passed out with the lights turned off, but I was still feeling frisky so I start in on her with the inflated rubber. she moaned a couple of times and then said "Jerome, if my husband ever catches us at this, he'll kill us" ><

at least my cock is minty fresh Huh
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#22

I met the missus when I interned for the company she was working for. while we were dating that summer, I plowed her against the wall in a stall in the ladies' room at around 10 in the morning. while we were going at it, another chick walked in (she couldn't see us 'cause of floor to ceiling stall walls and doors) and sat down in the next stall. I'm trying to hold still and control the breathing with mrs. what? sitting on my dinger and pressed back against the wall. the chick next door cuts a fart and I laugh. then she starts dropping fucking bombs. just killing the toilet. I'm biting thru my lip and near tears. I hear a flush and think "thank God", but it was just a courtesy. chick was there for a solid 8 minutes. I got leg cramps. when she left I was down for finishing, but the wife was mortified. good times

Guy should have killed himself after this post.

See You In Toledo
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#23

Yahoo! Slurp Spider Searching Forums
User: what?

hey buddy!

cLaY Wrote:Knick-Knack Paddy's Whack, suckin' TF's Bone...

BIRD33 Wrote:You know who would be hilarious in a thread with this type of situation going on?Paddy.

BIRD33 Wrote:I was battling with the mods just like everyone else.
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#24

Paddy Wrote:Yahoo! Slurp Spider Searching Forums
User: what?

hey buddy!

I talked with what? yesterday. He says to tell nana hi and told me about him being out of town when paddy came in to atlanta.

He is fine and everything is ok for those concerned.
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#25

i heard he has got one ass cheek completely shaved now, after he finishes the other, he may have a beer

ntype Wrote:unrack me it's another false friend. mmh you were "readjusted" but I suppose that google translation is another source of bizzareness in one of my posts.

I fear that.
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