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We're in line for the Motley show. This dude walks up to a scalpers....
Dude: Hey, how much for 2?
Sclaper: $200
Dude: Jesus Christ, why don't you just shovel fuck me?
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leeman Wrote:I love the meathead...
Sounds like my Friday night @ Pink Floyd.
Blondie: How much for a ticket?
Scalper: 150.00 each but it's a pair in the 17th row and there's no way I'm breaking them up.
Blondie: Is that right? You thirsty? I've got a stretch out there w/a full bar.
Scalper: No shit? Whatcha got?
Blondie: Step into my office....
The rest is history.
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Michman Wrote:Blondie Wrote:Sounds like my Friday night @ Pink Floyd.
Blondie: How much for a ticket?
Scalper: 150.00 each but it's a pair in the 17th row and there's no way I'm breaking them up.
Blondie: Is that right? You thirsty? I've got a stretch out there w/a full bar.
Scalper: No shit? Whatcha got?
Blondie: Step into my office....
The rest is history.
So he got sex in your limo and you got 2 tickets?
And? I get it.
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Who said I had to make sense ?
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Well? What DID you end up paying for them?
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Limo drivers like it in the hiney!
leeman Wrote:I love the meathead...
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Blondie Wrote:Vitamin E Wrote:Limo drivers like it in the hiney!
Depends on who's drivin'
Really now that is an interesting fact I hadn't heard before.
Who said I had to make sense ?
