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Something I overheard on Friday night...still cracks me up - Vitamin E - 10-10-2006

We're in line for the Motley show. This dude walks up to a scalpers....

Dude: Hey, how much for 2?
Sclaper: $200
Dude: Jesus Christ, why don't you just shovel fuck me?

:lol2:


Something I overheard on Friday night...still cracks me up - Blondie - 10-10-2006

Sounds like my Friday night @ Pink Floyd.

Blondie: How much for a ticket?
Scalper: 150.00 each but it's a pair in the 17th row and there's no way I'm breaking them up.
Blondie: Is that right? You thirsty? I've got a stretch out there w/a full bar.
Scalper: No shit? Whatcha got?
Blondie: Step into my office....



The rest is history.


Something I overheard on Friday night...still cracks me up - Michman - 10-10-2006

Blondie Wrote:Sounds like my Friday night @ Pink Floyd.

Blondie: How much for a ticket?
Scalper: 150.00 each but it's a pair in the 17th row and there's no way I'm breaking them up.
Blondie: Is that right? You thirsty? I've got a stretch out there w/a full bar.
Scalper: No shit? Whatcha got?
Blondie: Step into my office....



The rest is history.



So he got sex in your limo and you got 2 tickets?


Something I overheard on Friday night...still cracks me up - Sassy - 10-10-2006

Michman Wrote:
Blondie Wrote:Sounds like my Friday night @ Pink Floyd.

Blondie: How much for a ticket?
Scalper: 150.00 each but it's a pair in the 17th row and there's no way I'm breaking them up.
Blondie: Is that right? You thirsty? I've got a stretch out there w/a full bar.
Scalper: No shit? Whatcha got?
Blondie: Step into my office....



The rest is history.



So he got sex in your limo and you got 2 tickets?
And? I get it.
.


Something I overheard on Friday night...still cracks me up - Vitamin E - 10-10-2006

Michman Wrote:So he got sex in your limo and you got 2 tickets?


Good thing he wasn't a client. They gets no action!


Something I overheard on Friday night...still cracks me up - Blondie - 10-10-2006

Michman Wrote:So he got sex in your limo and you got 2 tickets?

NO.><


Something I overheard on Friday night...still cracks me up - Blueeyedwoman - 10-10-2006

Well? What DID you end up paying for them?


Something I overheard on Friday night...still cracks me up - Anhil8tor - 10-10-2006

i wonder who drank more?


Something I overheard on Friday night...still cracks me up - Blondie - 10-11-2006

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:Well? What DID you end up paying for them?

Nothing of course, if I had to pay I wouldn't have went. I'm working and all...

He gave me the ticket and was supposed to use the other one for himself (he had a bunch of tix but these were the best) He said "meet ya inside" he still had tix to sell.

I found my seat but quickly moved down front when I saw the chance, so I never did catch up w/dude.:lol2:


Something I overheard on Friday night...still cracks me up - Blondie - 10-11-2006

Anhil8tor Wrote:i wonder who drank more?


You think I'm joking when I say "I hate this place" don't you?


Something I overheard on Friday night...still cracks me up - Vitamin E - 10-11-2006

Limo drivers like it in the hiney!


Something I overheard on Friday night...still cracks me up - Blondie - 10-11-2006

Vitamin E Wrote:Limo drivers like it in the hiney!


Depends on who's drivin'


Something I overheard on Friday night...still cracks me up - Sassy - 10-11-2006

Blondie Wrote:
Vitamin E Wrote:Limo drivers like it in the hiney!


Depends on who's drivin'
Really now that is an interesting fact I hadn't heard before.