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I Talked To "Sparkle" On Friday Night
#1

She's about 19, and has a 4 year old and a 5 month old. Her favorite musicial artists are Ciarra, Nelly, Ying Yang Twins, and some others she mentioned after I stopped paying attention.

TF: "Hey, that's great."
Sparkle: "Yeah."
(pause)
TF: "So, how about a lap dance?"
Sparkle: "Let's go."
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#2

I'll bet she's going to college, too.

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#3

Did you get her last name?

I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?


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#4

Out of curiosity did you have to put a towel on your lap during the dance?

I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?


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#5

Stripper names rock!
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#6

Who the fuck is Sparkle, You cuntlapping fuckbag?
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#7

There's a chick named Twinkle on Higglytown Heroes.
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#8

SanDog Wrote:Out of curiosity did you have to put a towel on your lap during the dance?

Nope. Club OTB kicks ass like that.
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#9

SanDog Wrote:Out of curiosity did you have to put a towel on your lap during the dance?


FUCKING RACK.




Nice Andy reference. :lool:
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#10

minorthreat Wrote:Who the fuck is Sparkle, You cuntlapping fuckbag?

Stripper, dog. I rapped some Mos Def "Ms. Fat Booty" to her since she had never heard it. She told me my rap was "tight".

This is no lie.
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TomFoolery Wrote:Stripper, dog. I rapped some Mos Def "Ms. Fat Booty" to her since she had never heard it. She told me my rap was "tight".

This is no lie.


Was she hard of hearing in one ear and deaf in the other?
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#12

TomFoolery Wrote:Nope. Club OTB kicks ass like that.
Club Off Track Betting?

I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?


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VitaminE Wrote:There's a chick named Twinkle on Higglytown Heroes.

He reaches in and grabs the pre-K rack.

I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?


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minorthreat Wrote:Was she hard of hearing in one ear and deaf in the other?

Let me know if you plan on printing up this vintage 1950's smack and selling it. My Grandma may be interested in purchasing--she's a huge Lawrence Welk fan.
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