I Talked To "Sparkle" On Friday Night

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I Talked To "Sparkle" On Friday Night - TomFoolery - 05-25-2005

She's about 19, and has a 4 year old and a 5 month old. Her favorite musicial artists are Ciarra, Nelly, Ying Yang Twins, and some others she mentioned after I stopped paying attention.

TF: "Hey, that's great."
Sparkle: "Yeah."
(pause)
TF: "So, how about a lap dance?"
Sparkle: "Let's go."

I Talked To "Sparkle" On Friday Night - asshat - 05-25-2005

I'll bet she's going to college, too.

I Talked To "Sparkle" On Friday Night - SanDog - 05-25-2005

Did you get her last name?

I Talked To "Sparkle" On Friday Night - SanDog - 05-25-2005

Out of curiosity did you have to put a towel on your lap during the dance?

I Talked To "Sparkle" On Friday Night - VitaminE - 05-25-2005

Stripper names rock!

I Talked To "Sparkle" On Friday Night - minorthreat - 05-25-2005

Who the fuck is Sparkle, You cuntlapping fuckbag?

I Talked To "Sparkle" On Friday Night - VitaminE - 05-25-2005

There's a chick named Twinkle on Higglytown Heroes.

I Talked To "Sparkle" On Friday Night - TomFoolery - 05-25-2005

SanDog Wrote:Out of curiosity did you have to put a towel on your lap during the dance?

Nope. Club OTB kicks ass like that.

I Talked To "Sparkle" On Friday Night - Gadonkadonk Money Dawg - 05-25-2005

SanDog Wrote:Out of curiosity did you have to put a towel on your lap during the dance?

FUCKING RACK.

Nice Andy reference. :lool:

I Talked To "Sparkle" On Friday Night - TomFoolery - 05-25-2005

minorthreat Wrote:Who the fuck is Sparkle, You cuntlapping fuckbag?

Stripper, dog. I rapped some Mos Def "Ms. Fat Booty" to her since she had never heard it. She told me my rap was "tight".

This is no lie.

I Talked To "Sparkle" On Friday Night - minorthreat - 05-25-2005

TomFoolery Wrote:Stripper, dog. I rapped some Mos Def "Ms. Fat Booty" to her since she had never heard it. She told me my rap was "tight".

This is no lie.

Was she hard of hearing in one ear and deaf in the other?

I Talked To "Sparkle" On Friday Night - SanDog - 05-25-2005

TomFoolery Wrote:Nope. Club OTB kicks ass like that.

Club Off Track Betting?

I Talked To "Sparkle" On Friday Night - SanDog - 05-25-2005

VitaminE Wrote:There's a chick named Twinkle on Higglytown Heroes.

He reaches in and grabs the pre-K rack.

I Talked To "Sparkle" On Friday Night - TomFoolery - 05-25-2005

minorthreat Wrote:Was she hard of hearing in one ear and deaf in the other?

Let me know if you plan on printing up this vintage 1950's smack and selling it. My Grandma may be interested in purchasing--she's a huge Lawrence Welk fan.