[cLaY]

discuss

[fem]

Every time I buy beef jerky it's expired. I notice always after I take the first bite cause I forget to check the date. I then spit it out in the gas station parking lot and take it back into the gas station and set the beef jerky on the counter and get my money back.

[CT280]

you said you "tried". what prevented you from deepthroating the delicacy (sp)?

[Raiden]

Every time I buy beef jerky it's expired. I notice always after I take the first bite cause I forget to check the date. I then spit it out in the gas station parking lot and take it back into the gas station and set the beef jerky on the counter and get my money back.

you're a real fucking David Horowitz, aren't you?

[cLaY]

you said you "tried". what prevented you from deepthroating the delicacy (sp)?

i "snapped" (no pun intended) it into 4 equal pieces and jammed them directly into my anus, seeing how they'll be coming out in 30 minutes anyway.

[cLaY]

you're a real fucking David Horowitz, aren't you?

fuck!!!!! i've gotta RACK you.

[AssDragon]

i "snapped" (no pun intended) it into 4 equal pieces and jammed them directly into my anus, seeing how they'll be coming out in 30 minutes anyway.

Good thinking. How's that working out?

[CT280]

i "snapped" (no pun intended) it into 4 equal pieces and jammed them directly into my anus, seeing how they'll be coming out in 30 minutes anyway.

god damn you know how to live.

[fem]

you're a real fucking David Horowitz, aren't you?

I must be too young to know who he is!

[VitaminE]

Were your keys locked in the car?

[Raiden]

I must be too young to know who he is!

you must be.