I tried eating a year old Slim Jim with my lunch

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I tried eating a year old Slim Jim with my lunch - cLaY - 04-27-2005

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I tried eating a year old Slim Jim with my lunch - fem - 04-27-2005

Every time I buy beef jerky it's expired. I notice always after I take the first bite cause I forget to check the date. I then spit it out in the gas station parking lot and take it back into the gas station and set the beef jerky on the counter and get my money back.

I tried eating a year old Slim Jim with my lunch - CT280 - 04-27-2005

you said you "tried". what prevented you from deepthroating the delicacy (sp)?

I tried eating a year old Slim Jim with my lunch - Raiden - 04-27-2005

fem Wrote:Every time I buy beef jerky it's expired. I notice always after I take the first bite cause I forget to check the date. I then spit it out in the gas station parking lot and take it back into the gas station and set the beef jerky on the counter and get my money back.

you're a real fucking David Horowitz, aren't you?

I tried eating a year old Slim Jim with my lunch - cLaY - 04-27-2005

Cameltoe280 Wrote:you said you "tried". what prevented you from deepthroating the delicacy (sp)?

i "snapped" (no pun intended) it into 4 equal pieces and jammed them directly into my anus, seeing how they'll be coming out in 30 minutes anyway.

I tried eating a year old Slim Jim with my lunch - cLaY - 04-27-2005

Raiden Wrote:you're a real fucking David Horowitz, aren't you?

fuck!!!!! i've gotta RACK you.

I tried eating a year old Slim Jim with my lunch - AssDragon - 04-27-2005

cLaY Wrote:i "snapped" (no pun intended) it into 4 equal pieces and jammed them directly into my anus, seeing how they'll be coming out in 30 minutes anyway.

Good thinking. How's that working out?

I tried eating a year old Slim Jim with my lunch - CT280 - 04-27-2005

cLaY Wrote:i "snapped" (no pun intended) it into 4 equal pieces and jammed them directly into my anus, seeing how they'll be coming out in 30 minutes anyway.

god damn you know how to live.

I tried eating a year old Slim Jim with my lunch - fem - 04-27-2005

Raiden Wrote:you're a real fucking David Horowitz, aren't you?

I must be too young to know who he is!

I tried eating a year old Slim Jim with my lunch - VitaminE - 04-27-2005

Were your keys locked in the car?

I tried eating a year old Slim Jim with my lunch - Raiden - 04-27-2005

fem Wrote:I must be too young to know who he is!

you must be.