[War]

The Devils Dictionary

[Velvet]

Thats pretty good war although I was expecting my name there :lol:

[War]

lol. you the devil. you could never been the devil.

[Suicide Jim]

why does this seem to me like something you'd make in your free time war?

[der mutt]

AUSTRALIA, n. A country lying in the South Sea, whose industrial and commercial development has been unspeakably retarded by an unfortunate dispute among geographers as to whether it is a continent or an island.
:dev:

[leucetios]

Ambrose Beirce is awesome. I have a copy of the Devil's dictionary sitting next to me. My favorites are

Pray, v To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled on behalf of a single peitioner admittedly unworthy


Distance, n The only thing that the rich are willing for the poor to call theirs, and keep

[leeman]

WOMAN, n.

An animal usually living in the vicinity of Man, and having a rudimentary susceptibility to domestication. It is credited by many of the elder zoologists with a certain vestigial docility acquired in a former state of seclusion, but naturalists of the postsusananthony period, having no knowledge of the seclusion, deny the virtue and declare that such as creation's dawn beheld, it roareth now. The species is the most widely distributed of all beasts of prey, infesting all habitable parts of the globe, from Greeland's spicy mountains to India's moral strand. The popular name (wolfman) is incorrect, for the creature is of the cat kind. The woman is lithe and graceful in its movement, especially the American variety (felis pugnans), is omnivorous and can be taught not to talk.
—Balthasar Pober

[Dagger]

Hell of a bump.