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I will make it on top of a big hill, with some trees. then I will knock the shit out of my teeth, and have a weird cane and hunchback. I will also have an outhouse hith a crescent moon. Then in thirty years, there will be strange stories of me circulating. and then when the stories reach the peak interest, I'll get a job at starbucks, and then get fired for peeing in the drinks.
THE END
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Sounds reasonable enough, good luck with that
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HMMM, Very interesting. I won't be going to Starbucks anymore, visions off pee in my coffee now Thanks Undead <_<
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If the coffee wasn't so damn hot you could give the Grande Mocha Latte the special UDC swizzle stir!
I knew someone who peed in the ice cream machine at a restaurant they worked at. I never ate there again.
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well, My deflated penis has no feeling in it towards heat, and my pee has many antioxidants in it. It's clinically proven to be not very healthy for you.
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I worked at DQ once and the ice cream machine is not designed for having sex...just sayin :lol:
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Not very creative! just sayin'
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Could find a way to have sex with a Lobster
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Quote:Originally posted by VitaminE@Jul 8 2004, 11:20 PM
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Not very creative! just sayin'
:o How rude...it's not the ice cream machine, it's the blenders.
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lol sounds like a good life udc.
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Hey hey hey, when you have multiple genitals, you can have sex with ANYTHING!
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^^^^^^^^
Can whistle through his anus.
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I wish good luck kind sir.
I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?
