[leeman]

Ha!

[BIRD33]

8 is vacationing in florida and might not get to posting today.


Florida Drunk Driver Wearing a Butt Plug Rear Ends Car

http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2...ring_a.php

[leeman]

hahahahah

Officer #1: So, do I just write "butt plug" in the police report?
Officer #2: No, no, you've got to be professional about these things. Write something official sounding like "sexual anus plug in his rectum."
Officer #1: But wait, if its an anus plug wouldn't I write that its in his anus and not his rectum? What's the difference between an anus and a rectum?
Officer #2: Do you really think I want to be having this discussion right now?
Officer #1: Hey, there's nothing wrong with learning about new things.

[BIRD33]

"Kevin Brann had already rear ended himself on Friday night before rear ending another car in Martin County."

I love how it "fell out" in the back of the cop car.I would have told them I shit rubber.