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Reasons why kids suck - Banana - 01-22-2010

1. They barf - my daughter barfed all over the dinner table last week. :err:
2. The pick boogers and give them to you
3. They need their bum wiped for way tooooo many years.
4. They lead to their parents talking about them incessantly. Like this thread.

Feel free to add.


Reasons why kids suck - CT280 - 01-22-2010

they own you for life.


Reasons why kids suck - Banana - 01-22-2010

5. They like the Wiggles :|


Reasons why kids suck - CT280 - 01-22-2010

they ruin sex. which is ironic.


Reasons why kids suck - leeman - 01-22-2010

They make your insurance skyrocket.


Reasons why kids suck - CT280 - 01-22-2010

they get all the chicks


Reasons why kids suck - Beau - 01-22-2010

As weird as it sounds I would do it all over again 50 times over and more. I miss when they were babies! :blink:


Reasons why kids suck - Banana - 01-22-2010

I guess you can say that now that they are not babies anymore.


Reasons why kids suck - Beau - 01-22-2010

Banana Wrote:I guess you can say that now that they are not babies anymore.

Actually in a sense they will always be my babies Smile


Reasons why kids suck - Banana - 01-22-2010

Well, yes. But, I love kids, but HATE babies. The sleep deprivation, the spit up, the crying.....it's enough to make a person insane.

*evil laugh*


Reasons why kids suck - Beau - 01-22-2010

Banana Wrote:Well, yes. But, I love kids, but HATE babies. The sleep deprivation, the spit up, the crying.....it's enough to make a person insane.

*evil laugh*

LMAO.


Reasons why kids suck - Banana - 01-23-2010

They cut into drinking time and the drinking funds.


Reasons why kids suck - JCW - 01-23-2010

They poop on the carpet and you can't rub their nose in it.

No one comes over to see you anymore, just the baby. Remember when you had a life? I don't either.

They have all the energy in the world and nothing to do. You have no energy in the world and everything to do.


Reasons why kids suck - Blondie - 01-23-2010

I've raised 3 kids that arent even mine.

It's a thin line.


Reasons why kids suck - snarg - 01-23-2010

i raised my kid alone and she hate me

this probably does not come as a shock to youse


Reasons why kids suck - Blondie - 01-23-2010

FTR- those are kids that ended up on my doorstep for one reason or another.

What can ya do...


Reasons why kids suck - leeman - 01-23-2010

Blondie Wrote:FTR- those are kids that ended up on my doorstep for one reason or another.

What can ya do...

Rug factory ??


Reasons why kids suck - Anhil8tor - 01-25-2010

They wake up too early!


Reasons why kids suck - Blondie - 01-25-2010

leeman Wrote:Rug factory ??

A testament to some of the outstanding women I've known. "would you mind baby sitting....for 3-4 years?" :roll:


Reasons why kids suck - JCW - 01-25-2010

Anhil8tor Wrote:They wake up too early!

AMEN. I've tried everything to get him to sleep past 5am, it's pointless. Ahh well, one day he'll be a teenager and 5am will be a bedtime, not a wakeup time.