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Does anyone know an inconspicuous way
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to kill a cat? Actually, two cats?

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#2

I will post the suggestions in a poll later.

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#3

Stop telling nana 2.0 to be nice. She's almost big enough to crush them now.
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Ok, I'll post one. One cat hates his cat food, but seems to ravenously devour Ritz. The other cat will only touch cat food. So, I can eliminate all cat food and fill their dishes with Ritz. That will eliminate the fat cat.

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#5

If you soak them in water and freeze them - the other cat will be eliminated too do to lack of teeth.
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#6

Painful death or quick death?
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#7

We're not asking why you want the cats eliminated, are we.
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#8

send them to Scrappy?

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#9

My dad used to just take them far away and drop them off.

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#10

Shotgun, skeet ammo.

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#11

Banana,

You are so far out of line right now.

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#12

take them to a chinese rest?
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quint Wrote:take them to a chinese rest?

This.

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#14

Does anyone know of a similar way to off Jerome Ignila?

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Vitamin E Wrote:Does anyone know of a similar way to off Jerome Ignila?

Kool Aid ??

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#16

That's "purple drink" to you, honky.

</too much?>
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littlelolly Wrote:We're not asking why you want the cats eliminated, are we.
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Vitamin E Wrote:Does anyone know of a similar way to off Jerome Ignila?

That's simple. You put him in the Shark Tank, apparently. :grumble:

Ok great suggestions folks, thanks!

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