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Does anyone know an inconspicuous way - Banana - 01-19-2010

to kill a cat? Actually, two cats?


Does anyone know an inconspicuous way - Banana - 01-19-2010

I will post the suggestions in a poll later.


Does anyone know an inconspicuous way - Pickle - 01-19-2010

Stop telling nana 2.0 to be nice. She's almost big enough to crush them now.


Does anyone know an inconspicuous way - Banana - 01-19-2010

Ok, I'll post one. One cat hates his cat food, but seems to ravenously devour Ritz. The other cat will only touch cat food. So, I can eliminate all cat food and fill their dishes with Ritz. That will eliminate the fat cat.


Does anyone know an inconspicuous way - Pickle - 01-19-2010

If you soak them in water and freeze them - the other cat will be eliminated too do to lack of teeth.


Does anyone know an inconspicuous way - bam - 01-19-2010

Painful death or quick death?


Does anyone know an inconspicuous way - littlelolly - 01-19-2010

We're not asking why you want the cats eliminated, are we.


Does anyone know an inconspicuous way - WoolyGoat - 01-19-2010

send them to Scrappy?


Does anyone know an inconspicuous way - JCW - 01-19-2010

My dad used to just take them far away and drop them off.

Nice.


Does anyone know an inconspicuous way - leeman - 01-19-2010

Shotgun, skeet ammo.


Does anyone know an inconspicuous way - Vitamin E - 01-19-2010

Banana,

You are so far out of line right now.


Does anyone know an inconspicuous way - quint - 01-19-2010

take them to a chinese rest?


Does anyone know an inconspicuous way - leeman - 01-19-2010

quint Wrote:take them to a chinese rest?

This.


Does anyone know an inconspicuous way - Vitamin E - 01-19-2010

Does anyone know of a similar way to off Jerome Ignila?


Does anyone know an inconspicuous way - leeman - 01-19-2010

Vitamin E Wrote:Does anyone know of a similar way to off Jerome Ignila?

Kool Aid ??


Does anyone know an inconspicuous way - JCW - 01-19-2010

That's "purple drink" to you, honky.

</too much?>


Does anyone know an inconspicuous way - littlelolly - 01-19-2010

littlelolly Wrote:We're not asking why you want the cats eliminated, are we.



Does anyone know an inconspicuous way - Banana - 01-19-2010

Vitamin E Wrote:Does anyone know of a similar way to off Jerome Ignila?

That's simple. You put him in the Shark Tank, apparently. :grumble:

Ok great suggestions folks, thanks!