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PSA/DNA is authenticating auto's for free for this month.

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Turnaround time varies with demand.

Your order must be postmarked between March 1 and March 31, 2009, so act now!

[BIRD33]

I didnt real all that either.


Dear Abby,

This morning I was shoveling because we got 8 inches of snow and I was torn on what to do for my neighbor.Being the class guy you know and love I usually will shovel for my neighbors if I get out there first.My old neighbor was some old broad so it was a no brainer.Now I've got a guy who's a couple years older then me but from what I can tell is a heavy metal type dude who must have lost his license because his truck has never moved since I got here.I've exchanged hello's and learned his name is Ralph but I've got to think he might think I'm trying to buddy up to him or at the very worst hitting on him which I have no desire to do either.I'm right next to the guy so me just shoveling my spot would look like I deliberately didnt shovel his but I feel gay shoveling for a able bodied dude.These are the trails and tribulations for an attractive young male do gooder.I broke down and shoveled his as well but did a half ass job of it as to make it look like I didnt try to hard to impress him.I don't have to keep this up do I?I kind of feel like his bitch now.

[Banana]

Dear Bird33,

Shovelling someone's walk is one of those Good Samartan things, which means it should be it's own reward. If it doesn't feel that way, then bend over and take a deep breath, because you are totally his bitch.

Jimmy doesn't shovel the neighbours areas. Not because he's a dick, but because the neighbour is able bodied and most men feel manly for being able to shovel their own walk.

Maybe he thinks he's your bitch?

[BIRD33]

Dear Banana,

You know nothing of the struggles a straight man deals with on a regular basis when it comes to acts of kindness for other men.Ask your husband to ask one of his straight friends for some back round on that topic.What you fail to understand not shockingly is that we live right next to each other.His front door is mere feet from mine so if I just do mine its almost a sign like me saying go fuck yourself if I leave some type of hatfield and mcoy line in the snow.Normally I'm ok with this but since I'm a little paranoid my pot smoke might raise some alarms at this new residence I'm on my best behavior for the time being.I'm not doing this for some self reward.Thats bullshit.What fairy tale land do you live in?I weep for your neighbors.Must be some community you live in where its every man for themselves.

[Banana]

Dear Banana,

You know nothing of the struggles a straight man deals with on a regular basis when it comes to acts of kindness for other men.Ask your husband to ask one of his straight friends for some back round on that topic.What you fail to understand not shockingly is that we live right next to each other.His front door is mere feet from mine so if I just do mine its almost a sign like me saying go fuck yourself if I leave some type of hatfield and mcoy line in the snow.Normally I'm ok with this but since I'm a little paranoid my pot smoke might raise some alarms at this new residence I'm on my best behavior for the time being.I'm not doing this for some self reward.Thats bullshit.What fairy tale land do you live in?I weep for your neighbors.Must be some community you live in where its every man for themselves.

Our neighbours never touch ours either. Jimmy mowed their lawn once when they were away. But, lawn mowing, show shovelling are like men's rites of passage. Who are we to take that away? You are emasculating your neighbor!

[Jimmy]

Actually I always shovel our neighbours walk. Cucumber would know this if she did anything other than open the garage door and drive away. She actually closes the garage door before she gets out of the vehicle when she gets home.

Antisocial behaviour. Maybe she's a cereal killer.

[Jimmy]

Bird i suggest you do half his walk or to his pathway. I usually do just in front of the neighbours driveway where his wife's car would drive over and pack it down. He's on his own for the driveway and in front of the lawn.

[Jimmy]

As long as you do the same for people on both sides it's not gay.

[Banana]

Actually I always shovel our neighbours walk. Cucumber would know this if she did anything other than open the garage door and drive away. She actually closes the garage door before she gets out of the vehicle when she gets home.

Antisocial behaviour. Maybe she's a cereal killer.

You do not :roll: Sometimes you do the one neighbour and not the other (that's nice), and sometimes you do half (I always thought this was just poor perception) but you don't ALWAYS do it. His is usually done at 7 am anyways. Reason? Probably because he likes doing it.

I'm not anti-social, just shy.

[Jimmy]

I like Joey.

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

Dear Bird33,

You might as well have climbed through his window and sucked his dick.

I Love You,

Flumper

[BIRD33]

Actually I always shovel our neighbours walk. Cucumber would know this if she did anything other than open the garage door and drive away. She actually closes the garage door before she gets out of the vehicle when she gets home.

Antisocial behaviour. Maybe she's a cereal killer.

Hilarious.I knew you werent that callous james.

[BIRD33]

Dear Bird33,

You might as well have climbed through his window and sucked his dick.

I Love You,

Flumper

This is exactly the message I feared was being sent.

[quint]

you didn't share any mineral water with him recently did you?
our offer to go to new hope for an antquing trip?

[WoolyGoat]

i've shoveled out old-timers and women, never able-bodied dudes.


just do a little bit more than cleaning out your own space (go beyond the imaginary lines) and you won't look like you were out there measuring. you'll be fine.

[WoolyGoat]

if you have a snowblower and a dude neighbor only has a shovel, it's not gay to help out.

[snarg]

he could probably melt it with an hour of the hot air that spews out
just sayin'

[BIRD33]

he could probably melt it with an hour of the hot air that spews out
just sayin'

we're talking about snow blowing here.I'll look you up when the topics snow balling you dirty queer.

[snarg]

ouch!

[cLaY]

snow balling? where's minorthreat?