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Tiger Woods: ESPN.com
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Tiger Woods is having a press conference Friday I believe to announce that he now endorses Kleenex.He's going to cry like a bitch.

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BIRD33 Wrote:Tiger Woods is having a press conference Friday I believe to announce that he now endorses Kleenex.He's going to cry like a bitch.

Do we have an over/under on how long into it before he cries?

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leucifer Wrote:Do we have an over/under on how long into it before he cries?

We could bet on how many times he says "sorry".I'll set the line at 15 times.

I think it would be the coolest thing ever if this was his statement.

"I'm here to let you know I'm working through the problems of mine that have been made public and that I have apologized to my family.That is all I will ever say on these matters as its nobodies business but mine.I want to thank my fellow pro's that supported me and to the ones that criticized me I want to let them know I will see them on the golf course.Last thing I want to say is I am going to win the Masters"(at this point he throws down the microphone and storms out)

that would kick ass.

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If he did that I'd start watching golf just to support him.

I'm going to say 22 sorry's.

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He is not taking questions.
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Anhil8tor Wrote:He is not taking questions.

He still say sorry 22 times.

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leucifer Wrote:He still say sorry 22 times.

Start a new thread...

Sorry and when will he cry
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It will be under 15 sorrys.

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They are taking bets on if he cries.I don't think he will.The whole thing will last less then 5 minutes.I will be watching it live.

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The guy is a robot when dealing with the media. He won't say a word that isn't on the paper and looked over by at least 5 writers, and there will be no tears.

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Bird did you count the sorries? I came in at the end and missed most of it.

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Tigers press conference was pretty funny.The sorry total might be around 7 but I need to see the transcripts.From what I could tell he didnt cry.He's mad at the media for focusing on his family.Geez I wonder why they are doing that?

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Let's assume he gets therapy and is "cured" and doesn't fuck around anymore. What is that was what made him a great golfer?

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leucifer Wrote:Let's assume he gets therapy and is "cured" and doesn't fuck around anymore. What is that was what made him a great golfer?

Try again Mr Grammar police?

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I don't think he'll play the masters to make it look like he's really atoning for his sins.He will then play the British Open because he owns St. Andrews and then the US Open where he owns Pebble Beach as well.I have $50 on him not winning a major this year so I'm hoping for the worst out of him but its not looking good.

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BIRD33 Wrote:Try again Mr Grammar police?

f is so close to s on the keyboard...

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What exactly does his therapy involve? How many noes did Ellin give him before he got addicted to it? Could she not tell he was a freak from the beginning?
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Just read a transcript and I counted 3.

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#20

There was way more than 3.

I thought he was gonna bawl in the first minute.

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