[Paddy]

I left my keys on my desk in work.
A friend had the spare key that's usually hidden outside.
I was hungry and it started to rain.
Then my phone died.
The TV was on so I could watch the Cubs game through the window.
Then the cat spotted me through the window and on it's way over to say hi it stepped on the remote control and turned of the TV.

[HMMMMMM]

Are you making up the last part about the cat?

[Paddy]

Are you making up the last part about the cat?

I wish I was.

[HMMMMMM]

Where was the wife?

Did you have access to beer?

[Paddy]

Where was the wife?

Did you have access to beer?

Pilates

My one drunken neighbor wouldn't answer his door.

[HMMMMMM]

Get an extra key and bury it in the backyard, next to your cat.

[ntype]

I left my keys on my desk in work.
A friend had the spare key that's usually hidden outside.
I was hungry and it started to rain.
Then my phone died.
The TV was on so I could watch the Cubs game through the window.
Then the cat spotted me through the window and on it's way over to say hi it stepped on the remote control and turned of the TV.

:praise: dude you should be renamed MrBean this is $$$.

so how does this finishes ? you get back to work but like you're dirty like a hobo you are trashed away, cops take you to the state prison then you get back to normal life 20 years later ?

[Anhil8tor]

The cat is for the spouser right?

[Paddy]

The cat is for the spouser right?

Rodent infestation.

[HMMMMMM]

Rodent infestation.

You could have just said yes.

[Blondie]

Damn.

:loool:

[Blueeyedwoman]

And then you found the divorce papers?

[Blondie]

PS- I lost my keys yesterday. Got them back though

Whew.

I even heard some lady in the store say "Did someone lose their keys"

I ignored it.

[Bandito]

I left my keys on my desk in work.
A friend had the spare key that's usually hidden outside.
I was hungry and it started to rain.
Then my phone died.
The TV was on so I could watch the Cubs game through the window.
Then the cat spotted me through the window and on it's way over to say hi it stepped on the remote control and turned of the TV.

had something like that happen once. only it was the dog and the keys were in the ignition of the car that the dog locked me out of. stupid dog.

[Paddy]

had something like that happen once. only it was the dog and the keys were in the ignition of the car that the dog locked me out of. stupid dog.

Did he start the car? My cat would have.

[Bandito]

no but he was soo excited to see me outside the car he slobbered all over the windows eewww

[Poppy]

You leave the TV on for the cat?

[Paddy]

You leave the TV on for the cat?

No, but after this incident I believe she turns it on for herself.

[The Last Man]

I left my keys on my desk in work.
A friend had the spare key that's usually hidden outside.
I was hungry and it started to rain.
Then my phone died.
The TV was on so I could watch the Cubs game through the window.
Then the cat spotted me through the window and on it's way over to say hi it stepped on the remote control and turned of the TV.

I have two words to describe you and this situation.

Pathetic retard.

[Bandito]

No, but after this incident I believe she turns it on for herself.

I believe it. I had one once that changed the channel.