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I locked myself out of the house last night. - Paddy - 05-16-2007

I left my keys on my desk in work.
A friend had the spare key that's usually hidden outside.
I was hungry and it started to rain.
Then my phone died.
The TV was on so I could watch the Cubs game through the window.
Then the cat spotted me through the window and on it's way over to say hi it stepped on the remote control and turned of the TV.

I locked myself out of the house last night. - HMMMMMM - 05-16-2007

Are you making up the last part about the cat?

I locked myself out of the house last night. - Paddy - 05-16-2007

HMMMMMM Wrote:Are you making up the last part about the cat?

I wish I was.

I locked myself out of the house last night. - HMMMMMM - 05-16-2007

Where was the wife?

Did you have access to beer?

I locked myself out of the house last night. - Paddy - 05-16-2007

HMMMMMM Wrote:Where was the wife?

Did you have access to beer?

Pilates

My one drunken neighbor wouldn't answer his door.

I locked myself out of the house last night. - HMMMMMM - 05-16-2007

Get an extra key and bury it in the backyard, next to your cat.

I locked myself out of the house last night. - ntype - 05-16-2007

Paddy Wrote:I left my keys on my desk in work.
A friend had the spare key that's usually hidden outside.
I was hungry and it started to rain.
Then my phone died.
The TV was on so I could watch the Cubs game through the window.
Then the cat spotted me through the window and on it's way over to say hi it stepped on the remote control and turned of the TV.

:praise: dude you should be renamed MrBean this is $$$.

so how does this finishes ? you get back to work but like you're dirty like a hobo you are trashed away, cops take you to the state prison then you get back to normal life 20 years later ?

I locked myself out of the house last night. - Anhil8tor - 05-16-2007

The cat is for the spouser right?

I locked myself out of the house last night. - Paddy - 05-16-2007

Anhil8tor Wrote:The cat is for the spouser right?

Rodent infestation.

I locked myself out of the house last night. - HMMMMMM - 05-16-2007

Paddy Wrote:Rodent infestation.

You could have just said yes.

I locked myself out of the house last night. - Blondie - 05-16-2007

Damn.

:loool:

I locked myself out of the house last night. - Blueeyedwoman - 05-16-2007

And then you found the divorce papers?

I locked myself out of the house last night. - Blondie - 05-16-2007

PS- I lost my keys yesterday. Got them back though

Whew.

I even heard some lady in the store say "Did someone lose their keys"

I ignored it.

I locked myself out of the house last night. - Bandito - 05-16-2007

Paddy Wrote:I left my keys on my desk in work.
A friend had the spare key that's usually hidden outside.
I was hungry and it started to rain.
Then my phone died.
The TV was on so I could watch the Cubs game through the window.
Then the cat spotted me through the window and on it's way over to say hi it stepped on the remote control and turned of the TV.

had something like that happen once. only it was the dog and the keys were in the ignition of the car that the dog locked me out of. stupid dog.

I locked myself out of the house last night. - Paddy - 05-16-2007

Bandito Wrote:had something like that happen once. only it was the dog and the keys were in the ignition of the car that the dog locked me out of. stupid dog.

Did he start the car? My cat would have.

I locked myself out of the house last night. - Bandito - 05-16-2007

no but he was soo excited to see me outside the car he slobbered all over the windows eewww

I locked myself out of the house last night. - Poppy - 05-17-2007

You leave the TV on for the cat?

I locked myself out of the house last night. - Paddy - 05-17-2007

Poppy Wrote:You leave the TV on for the cat?

No, but after this incident I believe she turns it on for herself.

I locked myself out of the house last night. - The Last Man - 05-17-2007

Paddy Wrote:I left my keys on my desk in work.
A friend had the spare key that's usually hidden outside.
I was hungry and it started to rain.
Then my phone died.
The TV was on so I could watch the Cubs game through the window.
Then the cat spotted me through the window and on it's way over to say hi it stepped on the remote control and turned of the TV.

I have two words to describe you and this situation.

Pathetic retard.

I locked myself out of the house last night. - Bandito - 05-17-2007

Paddy Wrote:No, but after this incident I believe she turns it on for herself.

I believe it. I had one once that changed the channel.